The best news we will hear today is in the form of 2K Football returns to go head to head with the monopoly known as Madden. You did like 2K Football right?
Anyone ready to get back into the fucking crib? Lets get these fucking bobbleheads brah! Do my best Martha Stewart changing wall color patterns, and add a jukebox or two. There was nothing more entertaining outside of the actual football game than crib. Honestly, it was where i’d imagine most people spent their time while playing this game back in the day. There was a certain Suzie Kolber framed picture that was in my crib too. Fan parking signs, team rugs, standees, I mean fuck who did it better?
2K Football Bringing Back Value
The value in this game demanded respect. This game was $19.99 from the fucking jump. Untouchable price war right there. The gameplay was one of a kind. The best tackling, interceptions, running with ball, and halftime shows. The truck stick, it was a PROBLEM! I’m talking trucking dudes like you running from the police with a million dollars in a bag. This is incredible news coming out of the 2K headquarters today.
Alright, there is a kick here. 2K has agreed to make a “non simulation” football game. I have no fucking real clue what that entails for the new video game. They can still make this shit a hit if they focus on what was tight in the original throwback. THE CRIB is a must. Focus on the little things that Madden didn’t give a rats ass about to keep long term. Madden never had a fucking crib, and that pisses me off in itself. 2K Football returns in 2021, and they should do this right for the people. HOLD IT.
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