Tito Ortiz just got knocked the fuck out by Anderson Silva and is currently re-thinking the whole he should still fight thing in a place far away. He up there with Nate Robinson eating cereal.
See Ya Tomorrow
That man prolly sitting at the Big Kahuna right now (in his head) eating dipping dots and spraying water fans on himself. Somebody grab Tito a coffee when he wakes up tomorrow morning.
The only thing even about this fight was the age of both men at 46 years old. Other than that, Tito had to be smoking ass thinking he’d have a chance of getting out the first round with a striker like Anderson.
No doubt in my mind that Silva will be knocking dudes out in his 60’s on the front porch or some shit. Homies striking is eternally fantastic.
Speaking of 60’s, Evander Holyfield is damn near 60 and about to fight Vitor Belfort. Folks, this one is gonna be real nasty for Holyfield.
Hope I’m wrong, but my pockets do not.
Update: Pockets correct…
Ask about the hurricane proof fence when ya call Swanson. That shit will mean something next time the gulf is fucking.