Anthony Davis Listed as Questionable for Entire Career…

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Anthony Davis, The Brow!  Nah, more like the thumb or the toe.  Nobody in NBA recent history has been banged up more than AD.  As recently as Friday night, we heard the words that come all too often, “Anthony Davis will not return to the game.”  Anthony Davis has now had more than 30 injuries since he was selected by the then Hornets with the first overall pick in the 2012 NBA Draft.  30 plus injuries dude, 30 fucking plus injuries, and most have been absurdly minor injuries.  Anthony is now looking at missing up to a month after acquiring yet another injury, this time a sprained thumb while playing a preseason game in China.  Great start to the Lakers’ much anticipated, overrated 2019 season.  Only one thing comes to mind when thinking about AD right now, David Griffin.

Big Dave

“The Dave” saw something that most people would never be able to comprehend, including the Lakers’ front office.  David Griffin saw an opportunity to bet on the Lakers’ imminent demise, bet on their demise and get rewarded with one of the best payouts in NBA trade history.  He obtained three young bucks and a multitude of picks.  Some of those contingent picks were clearly banking on a disaster in Los Angeles.  Let me finish with this question.  What makes this Lakers team better than any other Lakers team of recent if AD is not on the court?  They finished 10th in the Western Conference last season along with a Lebron tap out before the conclusion.  The “Lake Show” has missed the real show the last five seasons.   Anyways, here are some injuries AD has acquired throughout his career and leading up to the 2019 season.  Again, David Griffin is no dummy.

2013-2019

  • Fractured Left Hand
  • Finger
  • Ankle
  • Back Spasms
  • Chest Contusion
  • Sprained Left Toe
  • Sore Groin
  • Sprained Right Shoulder
  • Sprained Ankle
  • Right Hip Strain
  • Sore Shoulder
  • Back
  • Concussion
  • Sprained Right Toe (that makes one toe per foot)
  • Sore Left Knee
  • Sprained Ankle (two)
  • Lower Back
  • Sore Quad
  • Left Lower Leg Contusion (big contusion guy)
  • Bruised Left Hip
  • Sprained Left Thumb
  • Right Quad Contusion
  • Illness
  • Left Knee Swelling
  • Concussion
  • Strained Left Groin
  • Sore Groin
  • Sore Ankle
  • Elbow
  • Elbow Sprain
  • Right Elbow Sprain
  • Right Hip Strain (that fucking hip man)
  • Illness (somebody buy this man some chicken noodle soup)
  • Ankle (dude’s ankles are busted)
  • Left Index Finger
  • Sprained Thumb (recent China preseason injury)

Easily the most obnoxious list of basketball injuries we have ever seen.  Carpal Tunnel is easily acquirable when assembling this disaster of an injury report.  “That’s All Folks.”

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