It is absolutely factual that a small percentage of humans would think to go to the lone Blockbuster as their ultimate destination for 2020. Well, who really gives a shit. Cut, dry, period like the ole ball coach use to say in New Orleans, that is where I’m headed. Most people would choose Hawaii, Disney World, NYC, or maybe even going to see those weird fucks out there in Silicon Valley. That ain’t the mayo man, and it never will be. Nostalgia is always on the plate, and this vacation really hits home for another kid who spent their Friday night’s going through the blue and yellow motions at Blockbuster.
The Lone Blockbuster
For all you assholes who say authentic unfiltered humans don’t thrive? Meet “The Lone Blockbuster” and they are a true fucking trip. Look at the Twitter on these golden, sacred, son of a bitches! There is still hope floating around this country for nostalgic places that were shit on to thrive.
The Plan Of Action
The plan is to round up a couple brave assholes within the brand and hop in the 2014 Ford F-150 Platinum and book it. Personally, I’m not one for stopping much, but would consider a cracker barrel or historic establishment pit stop with meaning. Absolutely can’t stand when I got a dude who wearing me out on the piss wagon. Every time they drink a sip of sweet tea its a big piss party. Once the truck stops in Bend, the exploration would really get heated up. Obviously Oregon = tons of opportunity to smoke recreational herbal, and we would surely use that in our favor. Hit the store two or three nights in a row at prime time and just live a little.
Things To Consider
The whole do ya go with VHS or current grade movie thing is a huge debacle. I’d imagine they have a pretty fucking dope VHS collection on their hands. If they still working with the old school VHS gem alley’s like they use to have with the following type movies, we may have to strongly consider.
- The Indian in The Cupboard
- Any old WWF PPV or Documentary
- Home Alone 1
- Space Jam
- Toy Story 1
- Any Star Wars Film, preferably Return of the Jedi
- Top Gun
- The Goonies
- I Know What You Did Last Summer 1 & 2
- Jurassic Park
- And now, Oopsies “The Hottest Celebrity Nip Slips”
VHS tapes along those lines are what stands out in the brain of most. No, I don’t give a fuck about the fact that Netflix has these films or some of them. It doesn’t matter like “The Rock” use to say. The feeling, vibe, and meaning is what matters. Which is exactly why we high tailing to Bend, Oregon in 2020.