Burrow Bonanza In Georgia

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We can now officially solidify LSU as the best team in college football. Fresh off of tapping that bulldog ass, LSU has now beaten their fifth top ten team this season. That alone should declare them the #1 team in the country, but who the hell are we to tell the professional college rankings picker guys that. Back to that ass whooping that occurred in that disaster of a stadium. Joe Burrow went full fucking Joe Burrow, throwing for 349 yards of grass and four touchdowns through the air. Burrow feasted all night long adding 41 yards of grass on the ground. Take a look at some of these Big Ball’s highlights.

The Joe Of All Trades…

Lawd, This Is Really Getting Out Of Control Right?

Name A Better Joe Right Now Please…

Same ole story with LSU receivers this game against the “stingy” Bulldog defense. Jefferson hosted the party this time with seven snags for 115 yards and one zone invasion. Terrace stepped in to boogie with two zone invasions and 89 receiving yards. It becomes really hard to respect your own running game when Burrow is out there dropping death bombs on defenses. Clyde Edwards-Helaire still showed up with over 100 all purpose yards on 22 touches.

Jefferson Gets His Bread From The Burrow Basket…

Stingley was all up in Jake Fromm’s living room this game. The raw freshman came to eat the man out of house and home, collect the mortgage, and roll the fuck out. Stingley intercepted Fromm twice in DBU fashion. Defense showed up eh? I’d say so Sharon.

Stingley Is A Grown Ass Man…

He Wasn’t Done Yet Jake…

LSU answered all questions by the asshole CFP picker guys. They smacked UGA 37-10 and thanked Georgia for the hospitality. Doctor Joe Burrow will now slide through New York City to pick up his Heisman Trophy and wait for his next appointment. We can conclude with this amazing video of Kirby Smart getting blasted early in the game by Lewis Cine. That was the beginning of the end for Georgia. Fans were leaving by the 3rd quarter and the Bulldog was getting sleepy. Louisiana has taken over southern football in fashion. LSU now two wins away from becoming National Champions. Hold it.

Kirby Got Smoked…

Goodnight Fromm Atlanta…

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