I honestly cannot believe that I am writing this blog right now. That there can be someone with such a following yet so little football knowledge. Now, I am sure most of you know who Chris Simms is. If you do not, just save yourself the headache and stop reading now. Chris Simms has been counting down his top 40 QBs heading into the 2020-2021 season. He must’ve been off his rocker when he created this list. Chris Simms just cemented his place in the dumbass HOF.
Top 40 Quarterbacks
So, as I previously mentioned, Simms has been counting down his top 40 QBs. To start, this man has Tua at 40 with the likes of good ole Mitch Trubisky, Jared Stidham, and Case Keenum ahead of him. I guess he figures that Tua is coming off of a hip injury, and he is a rookie. Whatever, that gets a “Can’t even throw bread at the ducks with ya” but not a spot in the DAHOF.
First Ballot Dumbass Hall of Famer
Okay, here is where Simms locks in his place in the Dumbass Hall. Earlier this morning, Simms released up to spot 15. Coming in at number 18 is Josh Allen. 17 is Philip, too many kids to count, Rivers. For 16, I’m gonna need you to have a seat. Coming in at 16th on the list is Drew Brees. Yep, Drew Brees. Coming in at number 15 is Tom Brady. I’m honestly expecting, after this list is fully revealed, for Simms to say this was all a gag. There’s no way this man can actually believe this list. My grandma, who can’t see, knows this list is garbage. I’m fully expecting Cam Newton to be top of the list. I mean, this man has Dak Prescott, Matt Stafford, Big Ben, etc. all above Brees and Brady.
Dumbass HOF Class
Chris Simms joins an elite class in the Dumbass HOF class of 2020 that now looks like this:
No disrespect to any of these people as people, but they don’t know sports that well. I can’t throw bread at the ducks with any of them. Hold it.