I hope ya’ll ready cause I sure as fuck is. This is one of the big ones. If you ain’t already got your T-shirt sleeves ripped off, your tres pack on ice, your playlist, and favorite carton of red 100’s, then I really don’t know what to say to you…Cause we going racing all weekend. It’s DEGA BABY, this big ole Tri-Oval is a monster! 2.6 miles of going FAST AS FUCK.
This beast is bigger and badder than Daytona. And way more fun…. no offense, Florida. The banks are high on turns one and two. Turns three and four are a little less steep but will still have you losing your lunch going down the straightaway at 200 miles per hour. This is asphalt ya’ll, so be prepared to go five wide. The speed and momentum on this track is unprecedented- there will be a seven car pile up at some point. Ain’t nobody ever gone faster at Dega than Chases daddy, The Million dollar man, aka Awesome Bill from Dawsonville-Bill Elliot with a record-breaking lap of 44.98 seconds. While the boys are going fast we going to have five thousand fans in the stands cheering em on. Even though two members of Stuart-Haas racing tested positive for Coronavirus this past week. That shit aint slowing us down.
Look… rubber, oil, gas, blood, sweat, and tears are going to be spilled on that track Sunday. Go ahead and get your ear plugs ready because it’s going to be loud, fast, and a little inappropriate. I’m firing up my Red 100’s, putting my feet in a kiddie pool, and cracking a cold one because it’s going to be a beautiful weekend in Talledega, Alabama. Let’s go racing.
If your not first you’re Last,
Craig in Lake Charles
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- Sunday, June 21 2:00pm CST-Geico 500 (Cup series)
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- B-HAMP- DO THE RICKY BOBBY
- ALABAMA- SONG OF THE SOUTH
- ERIC CHURCH- TALLEDEGA
- HANK WILLIAMS JR- FAMILY TRADITION