Craig’s Checkered Flag Report: Kyle Larson Still Racing

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Kyle Larson Racing Again...

Since Kyle Larson has been suspended by NASCAR indefinitely for being an ignorant asshole, this tool bag has found his way back to the nitty gritty game of dirt track racing. He will be racing in the Outlaws NOS Energy Sprint Car series in Knoxville IOWA on May 8th. For those of you not familiar with Outlaw racing it’s real redneck shit- you could take your suped-up riding lawnmower to these tracks. In other Larson news…

Disclaimer: Craig wrote this entire fucking article, I just put it on WordPress for the man, enjoy. Craig Twitter:

& Yes, Larson Finds A Way

This dipshit is racing again. This will be the first time he has raced since he blew it for all humanity a few weeks ago. All his sponsors have dropped him and he was fired from his Monster Cup Race Team CHIPGANASSI RACING. The World of Outlaws Nos Energy Sprint Car Series said he could race after completing a series of sensitivity trainings which he completed, what a crock of shit. How long will Kyle Larson actually “banned” from NASCAR?

Be on the look out for Kasey Kane, he’s one of the good guys. Kane retired from NASCAR after the 2018 season. He remains one of the big dogs in the dirt and Sprint car scene. Dirtvision will broadcast the entire event online. It will be worth tuning in because this shit is going to be fucking wild-think go carts on steroids. Also, Larson is selling his home which means nothing.

How to watch:

  • Outlaw Racing Starter pack.
  • Fire ass Kid Rock Play list
  • Fresh ass Stache
  • Gassed up lawnmover with governor removed
  • Flat of the cheapest beer you can find
  • A pack of Winston Red 100’s

HOLD IT, Craig From Lake Charles with ya Checkered Flag Report.

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