Y’all too kind for reading this weeks Checkered Flag Report for the Quaker State 400. Willing to get slippery and dirty?! This one and half mile wanna be tri-oval goes hard as piss in Sparta, Kentucky. Take the time to read this report, or kiss my Lake Charles balls. Which, are incredible.
My balls about to be FRESH AS FUCK!!! @HTMsports pic.twitter.com/0kP9dOIsRC
— Craig Granger (@craiggers5) July 11, 2020
Checkered Flag Report Disclaimer
Craig wrote this entire blog. I just helped put it on wordpress for him. Don’t take my face at the top serious what so ever. All Craig Granger and I’d never want to be involved.
The banks ainβt that high so we going FAST AS FUCK the whole time. Them boys gonna be racing like they at the Derby. Lotta dirt and shit in your face. That being said, they racing for points and getting ready for the playoffs. Look for mother fuckers going hard as fuck trying to get them points. We already had one fight already between Noah Gragson and Harrison Burton on Friday at the X-finity race.
A fight breaks out on pit road between @HBurtonRacing and @NoahGragson! pic.twitter.com/3Xvvw1u9rk
— NASCAR Xfinity (@NASCAR_Xfinity) July 11, 2020
Quaker State Tension
Temperβs will be flaring, cars will be wrecking, and possibly some fist flying this afternoon. Hopefully, mother nature will be on the good side today. We need the sky to stay as blue as blue balls and blue grass.
Yβall ready to go FAST AS FUCK at the #QuakerState400 in Kentucky at 1:30 pm on @FS1
— Craig Granger (@craiggers5) July 12, 2020
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Picks
Chase Elliot
Martin Truex Jr
Kyle Busch
Denny Hamlin
Kurt Busch
Dark Horse: Eric Jones
Craig’s Quaker State Kit
- Banjo and/or fiddle
- Bourbon or Whiskey (Jim Beam)
- Tres pack of Budweiser to make Boilermakers.
- Kiddie pool
- Red 100 cigarettes
- Favorite bluegrass playlist
Y’all seen this fella’s picks this morning?
Race presented by Walmart@QuakerState 400 1:30 π
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) July 12, 2020
Craig w/ a nascar intelligence jab.
– Truex to finish Top 3.
– Logano to finish Top 3.
– Truex over Elliott (fuck off Craig)
– Logano over Elliott (2X fuck off)
– Almirola over Bowman
π=Truex
Book it @craiggers5 #NASCAR pic.twitter.com/PBblYRZcKV
Craig’s Checkered Flag Report
Quaker State 400
Thank you @KySpeedway. pic.twitter.com/qSbADncNeN
— Jimmie Johnson (@JimmieJohnson) July 12, 2020
Craig, From Lake Charles.