Craig’s Checkered Flag Report: The All-Star Race

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The Last Checkered Flag Report was for the Quaker State 400. This time out we got The All-Star Race! In the middle of a “sports light” pandemic, y’all ready for an All-Star Race?? Some of the fastest fuckers in the world are racing for a million dollars. Come get some. This Wednesday there’s going to be beer drinking, Joe smoking, fast racing and 30,000 fans in Bristol, Tennessee. This is going to be the largest amount of people at an American sporting event since COVID started.

The NASCAR All-Star race is going to be a spectacle. They racing with neon lights, under the lights, at the Bristol Motor Speedway. If y’all think for two seconds that there wont be aggressive driving, bumper-touching, and side drafting then ya’ll don’t know racing. All these good ole boys are going FAST AS FUCK trying to win that Milli.

Y’all already know I’m rocking with Chevy. Lookout for the Toyota’s to be up there as well. Martin Truex Jr is on the Pole. So let’s kick the tires, and the light the fires and get ready for some All-Star racing at the Colosseum of NASCAR. Let’s go racing.

FAST AS FUCK,

Craig in Lake Charles

Schedule

NASCAR ALL-STAR OPEN: 6:00PM CST FS1

NASCAR ALL-STAR RACE 7:30 PM CST FS1

STARTER PACK

  • TRES PACK OF COORS
  • RED 100’S
  • PULLED PORK IN A VINEGAR SAUCE
  • LOCAL MOONSHINE

Playlist

  • PETEY PABLO- RAISE UP
  • SMASH MOUTH- ALL STAR
  • DORROUGH MUSIC- ICE CREAM PAINT JOB
  • CADILLAC DON & J MONEY- PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
  • DARIUS RUCKER- WAGON WHEEL

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS ALL WORK DONE BY THE LEGENDARY CRAIG GRANGER. I JUST GOT IT ON THE WEB FOR HIM. HOLD IT.

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