We waiving them ole Carolina checkered flags at the Coca-Cola 600 today boys and girls. Here is a reality check on what that exactly means. Time to go FAST AS FUCK in Charlotte. We headed going back to the good ole days of spinning tires, lighting fires, and running shine all Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue. Race 600 miles in North Carolina, and you earn your stripes. This is an endurance race. The track is hot and slow in the beginning and cold and fast at the end. Don’t ask the man above for answers when ya see 3 and 4 wide today, because we turning tires all evening, partner.
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Sunday, May 24th 5:00p Coca-Cola 600(cup series)
Monday, May 25th 7:00p Alsco 300 (xfinity)
Tuesday, May 26th 7:00p North Carolina Education Lottery 200 (trucks)
Wednesday May 27th 7:00p Alsco Uniform 500(cup series)
We weren’t the only ones who thought that dip shit bingo method of picking positioning was gonna get thrown in the trash. The boys will be qualifying at 1:00 today, and racing shortly after at 5:00. Now listen here, if you think that Kyle Busch can just get away with “accidentally” spinning a grown man out, then go fight a wall. My guy Chase Elliot will be racing his nuts off today at the Coca-Cola 600 baw!
Coca-Cola 600, GEAR UP
We’re gearing up for the postseason and Charlotte ain’t your momma’s track. Look out for bumper touching, side drafting, and inevitably the big one’s going to happen. The caution flag is coming out today in abundance. Long ass race and the last 100 miles is death. The winner will be tearing up in that infield, droppin donuts, and getting blasted with champagne in the face. Even though we social distancing… Alright, y’all be good now its Craig from Lake Charles riding out…