Ladies and gentlemen, we heading to the beach this weekend. So bust out your lost shaker of salt, some limes, and your favorite Mexican beer. We going fast as fuck in Homestead-Miami on Sunday, and we got 1000 service members in the stands. With that being said, NASCAR is the first American sport to have spectators since this COVID-19 pandemic started. God Bless America.
Miami is a real big one and half mile oval. There’s not much banking in the turns and the straight aways can be a free-for-all. We’re talking possible 4 wides here. The track has gone through a lot of changes through the years. It went from a rectangular oval on concrete to a paved oval track. They broke ground back in 93’ exactly one year after hurricane Andrew ravaged the Miami area. It had its first race in 95’ with the NASCAR Busch Series, now known as the Xfinity Series. We have the prodigal son, Dale Earnhardt Jr., returning to the track today, rocking the number 8 Hellman’s Chevy Camaro in the Xfinity Series (Hooters 250) at 2:30pm CST. Major Mayo Drip….
During all the bullshit about a fucking flag we’ve lost a lot of haters and gained a lot of good new race fans. We got Alvin Kamara tweeting the races for god sakes, and I couldn’t ask for more as a Saints fan and NASCAR fan. WHO DAT BABY!
Let’s all get fired up, turn on some Florida Georgia Line, put your feet in a pool if you got one, and let’s go racing in Homestead for the Dixie Vodka 400 at 2:30 CST on Sunday June, 14th. So, pop off your shirt put your swim suit on, grab your sunglasses and tropical mixed drink if you got one. Think red neck spring break meets Miami Vice. We gonna have some fun in the sun, fly your favorite drivers flags and go FAST AS FUCK.
Try not to get sunburnt, Craig in Lake Charles
- WELCOME TO MIAMI- WILL SMITH
- CRUISE- FLORIDA GEORGIE LINE FT NELLY
- MARGARITAVILLE- JIMMY BUFFETT
- LONG NECK BOTTLE- GARTH BROOKS
- SHOTS- LMFAO FT LIL JON
HOMESTEAD MIAMI SPEEDWAY SCHEDULE
- Saturday June, 13th 2:30 CST- HOOTERS 250( XFINITY) FOX
- Saturday June, 13th 6:30 CST- BAPTIST HEALTH 200 (TRUCK) FS1
- Sunday June, 14th 2:30 CST- DIXIE VODKA 400-(CUP) FOX
- Sunday June 14th 11:00 CST- CONTENDER BOAT 250 (XFINITY)