Craig’s Checkered Flag Report: YellaWood 500

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Alright, ya’ll ready? It’s that time again. We getting our inner redneck on, one more again. There might be a little chill in the air and we usually don’t do this in October. So go ahead and cut of them sleeves off, fire up a red 100’s and get your ice chest ready cause it’s Dega Baby! We racing at 1:00pm CST for the YellaWood 500, in Talladega, Alabama.

Going FAF and hollerin Who Dat at the same damn time

It’s getting down to the Nitty Gritty in the Chase for the cup. This restrictor plates race is about to get all ya’lls minds right. Look out for them boys flying Fast As Fuck up to 200 miles per hour. They gonna be going three and four wide and the Big One is definitely going to happen a couple times.

My boy Chase gonna be up there today
If your not first, your last…

Only got a few more races til we finish out there in Phoenix. It’s Nut-Cutting time for the rest of the boys in the back of the pack. They’re gonna wave that Checkered Flag for the ones who really wanna raise that cup. So ya’ll stay vertical, and I’ll see ya’ll in Talladega, Alabama. It’s fucking Dega Baby!

Craig from Lake Charles

Playlist

  1. LYNARD SKINNER- SWEET HOME ALABAMA
  2. B-HAMP- DO THE RICKY BOBBY
  3. ALABAMA- SONG OF THE SOUTH
  4. ERIC CHURCH- TALLEDEGA
  5. HANK WILLIAMS JR- FAMILY TRADITION

Fuck, Chase Didn’t Win

Winner: Denny Hamlin

Ain’t that a load of burnt rubber bullshit.

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