Da Parish Weather Report and Helen Keller correlated somehow today. For those just joining the jar, Gagliano has rapidly put his name in the hat for local meteorologist who are well on their way. Before we move forward with the current HTM meteorologist, let’s look at the ones who tried in the past.
Craig Granger – Lake Charles Weather Forecast
Craig knows this was a full blown disaster. Fast as fuck took over shortly after for the failing Lake Charles Meteorologist.
Strengths: The guy is full of shit.
Weakness: Condition Pressure.
Devin Snow – Mayo Meteorologist
Like many things on this journey, ya gotta pick ya spots. Gagliano picks this spot better. I talk way fucking much. Give me a podcast, oh…
Strengths: Observed surroundings. Called it what is was…
Weakness: Only showed up for shitty conditions. Weird attire.
Da Parish Weather
Short, sweet, and to the point. Very little chance of misleading folks. The viewer should know exactly what to wear at the end. If not, the viewer is a fucking idiot.
Da Parish Weather Report: Helen Keller
See you assholes tomorrow for the next weather update.
Gagliano will be blogging his own reports here shortly.