Dick Pound is here to let everyone know that there will be no 2020 Olympics due to CoronaVirus concerns. Look, that is completely understandable. We need to all just chill the fuck out, and use this time to become more creative like Mr. Pound’s parents were when they threw this masterpiece together.
Dick Pound Behind The Pants
Pound, born Richard William Duncan Pound, is an accomplished individual to say the least. Dick has laid the hammer on life goals and achievements. Pound the former President of the World Anti-Doping Agency, and he was also a STUD in swimming. The Canadian Champion swimmer swam his ass off in the late 50’s and 60’s winning all kinds of pool trophies. Richard was no chump growing up, and he took his Olympic experience to the next level when he entered the Canadian Olympic Committee in 1968. Yeah, what the fuck were you even doing in 1968? Richard Duncan Pound has that OLD MONEY my friends….
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