F.M.F. XIV: Joe’s Biggest Fucking Show

Share on facebook
Share on twitter
Free Mouth Friday XIV Awards

Never in a single lifetime did we think that Free Mouth Friday XIV would be Joe’s Biggest Show. For any casual listeners, Joe Show is the spitting image of Northshore fuckery. Let’s take a look.

HTM Undressed 129
“F.M.F. XIV”
  • Currently on 30+ call streak. (leader)
  • HTM 100 Most Improved Holder.
  • Holds record for the most clicks under 30 seconds
  • Hangs out with Brady/Cruz doing weird bro shit.

Name That Tune Dry Streak Ends

In an impeccable turn of events, Joe’s Biggest Show happened quickly on HTM Undressed 129. Just threw him a few fastballs across the plate and the kid brought a bat, finally.

Joe Show becomes the 2nd ever NTT winner:

  • Great Day To Be AliveTravis Tritt
  • Salt ShakerYin Yang Twinz
  • Your ManJosh Turner

Doesn’t end there as more shitty tune namers arrived.

But then,

Thomas fucking Domingues came in outta nowhere like Randy Orton and hit a RK YOOOOO to become the 3rd ever NTT winner after previously only having one fella on HTM 96 win.

  • Save a Horse Ride a CowboyBig & Rich
  • Face DownRed Jumpsuit Apparatus
  • Midnight CityM83

This is America. You can name three car radio tunes and win free mayo. These gentleman said enough was enough.

Best Performance

It was announced that two winners would be selected for this show. Not going back on my word with that. Badeaux chose the field. Well, Badeaux fucking strikes again.

BetterCallBadeaux
  • F.M.F. Best Bars – The Reaper
  • 4x F.M.F. Champ

“I can hear it good cause they getting up, shit how you living like that if ya giving up? All my people know how we still flip the dub, take the money, then we stack it up. They call me Carter, throw that bitch and ima catch it like Cris Carter”The Reaper

  • F.M.F. Best Melody – EB UnTubbed
Eric Bourque
F.M.F. XIV Co-Champ

All winners will receive free mayo in the next coming week. Another iconic night in the jar leaves us with no doubts that next Friday will be bat shit nuts as fuck.

Power Bars

  1. The Reaper (4x champ)
  2. Adam Turni +0
  3. Ben Collier +0
  4. Seth Beer +1
  5. Todd From WB -1
  6. Sid Vicious +0
  7. Keith Daigle +0
  8. Lionel +0
  9. Eric Bourque +2
  10. Keith Dardis -1

HOLD IT.

Share on facebook
Share on twitter