The space cadets came in volume on Free Mouth Friday. Doesn’t mean for a second we don’t have something here. If ya told me this is “Cartoons At The Apollo” it would be okay. YES LAWD.
Some of this shit is good in it’s own way…
“Fries on a Thursday”
*week day themed rap by Craig.
“I’m like Tommy Badeaux with his bold predictions. But, he don’t know I’m a drug attic when it comes to rapping I got an addiction.“
*smoke alarm beeps once
Josh Turner serenade..
*hopes I understand
NO NAME THAT TUNE WINNERS.
Only three in the history of Free Mouth.
- Petey The Poet
- Joe Show
- Thomas Domingue
Period. Don’t expect change anytime soon.
Also, the Westbank was thin after Seth didn’t show up and Todd doesn’t rap anymore. Sheesh, the effort in that part of town is less than lackluster.
WESTBANK DEFEATED & ABSENT.
The 4x champ was a no show.
Free Mouth Friday XVI Winners
The reason I say winners is because best comment in thread won free mayo as well. No need to wait, but here was Tommy Badeaux’s subpar prediction before I release the winners.
Top Performer: Craig Granger
Craig takes home his first Free Mouth Friday Title and in a massive turn of events is molding a gibberish type style that may pay off for him down the road. Maybe this has all been a calculated plan by Granger to let others win until he released a rarity.
Runner Right Up: Lionel Griffin
Lionel probably had the best overall performance tonight, but he was also rapping about the same sorry ass shit. I’m sorry bro, but it’s time to drop some swaggy bars. Tired of hearing you go off and then bring me to a funeral shortly after. Great performance nevertheless and he nearly became a NTT winner.
Most Comical Comment: Eddie Laine III
Third place would’ve went to EB UnTubbed, but we no longer give out third place as of tonight. If ya not first, ya better be second. I’m only saying this to help Lionel feel better about his shortcomings.
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