UFC 248 Results, Hot Plate!

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Another Saturday night in the books where UFC takes over the spotlight, so we had to provide these UFC 248 results for New Orleans. Also, for whoever else gives a rats ass. This is like the 177th time I’ve spent the 65 dollars to see humans beat the ever living shit out of each other. HTM prides itself on combat sports, so we’d like to show up with these results. We handing out knuckles, and hot plates tonight. What you got planned? Take a look at our UFC 248 results we have on the plate.

Sugar Show 2.0

Sean O’Malley took a cool two year break from the UFC handling his BUSINESS bro, so don’t question his delay. The Sugar Show 2.0 was born on March 7th, 2020. O’Malley whooped the piss out of Jose Quinonez real quick. It literally took minutes to send Jose to hell.

Main Card Mayo

Alex Oliveira vs. Max Griffin

Alex Oliveira came out in phenomenal form in this fight. Guy looked like the better fighter the entire fight. Busted Max Griffin wide the fuck open, and he was pouring for the entire fight. It was a massacre.

Griffin was tough as balls, still slugged it out. Max had his moments while bloody as all hell, but Oliveira kept the pace the entire fight. Griffin made a late run as he ended up on top in mount at the end of the fight, but it wasn’t enough to make his blood bath worth while. Oliveira came away a winner.

Neil Magny vs. Li Jingliang

The ole seasoned vet Neil Magny came back to make a bold statement against mister Jingliang. Magny got hurt early, but jumped on the back of Jingliang and it was all him after that. Just worked the piss outta this kid Li. Knees, elbows, shoulders, whatever you wanted to see Neil had it. Rogan was fucking loving it. Again, Magny beat the breaks off his opponent. Neil wins by decision in a remarkable performance.

Beneil Dariush vs. Drakkar Klose

WHAT A FUCKING FIGHT! Beneil was on Drakkar’s ass the entire first round. Just a defensive fight for Drakkar the entire round. Dariush came out in the second round with some heavy legs, and Drakkar started fucking slugging face. However, as Klose was throwing hands, Beneil slugged Klose with a mouthpiece moving left to win the fight. An incredible exchange between the two to end the fight. Easily the fight of the night at this point during the card. Dariush wins with a KO.

UFC 248 Results: Main Event‘s

Women’s Strawweight Title Fight

Weili Zhang vs. Joanna Jedrzejczyk

Joe Rogan said, “100 percent this is in the Hall of Fame” during the 5th round of this fight. This was the most incredible women’s fight i’ve ever seen, and in my top ten fights all time already. Both women threw fucking rock knocks the entire fight. Joanna’s head was bulging, and Zhang’s was battered. Seriously, the most incredible women’s fight I’ve ever seen. Brain damage for Joanna? I think so, but lawd these girls are some gladiators. Weili Zhang wins in the end by decision.

Men’s Middleweight Title Fight

Israel Adesanya vs. Yoel Romero

The first round would drive away any casual UFC fan. Maybe 10-15 total strikes in that round. Slow fight, slow fucking fight.

Weird fight, and Yoel Romero acted like an asshole most of the fight. Less than impressed with this whole main event. Israel Adesanya wins the fight, he didn’t need to fight this fight.

Final UFC 248 Scoop

It wasn’t the greatest card we’ve ever seen, but it satisfied the thirst of most combat fans. The main event fucking sucked, there is no running from that.

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