Red Bean Rankings were verbally laid on the table during HTM Undressed 81 on Monday night. Unreal, the 81st fucking episode of something built with two hands one year ago. This podcast fucking sucked.
HTM Undressed
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) June 24, 2019
Unfiltered Sports Entertainment Podcast ๐#HoldTheMayo #HTM #HTMUndressed #SportsTalk #unfiltered #neworleans #Entertainment pic.twitter.com/cIW7omxuFE
Fuck all of you for not liking this post in 2019.
I’d like to thank absolutely fucking nobody for this lackluster achievement of progress and engagement on the only podcast that fucking matters now in New Orleans.
Not done by any circumstances. Yes, it’s true I don’t sleep. Don’t feel sorry for me.
https://t.co/5MpZBmmBWa
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) June 3, 2019
WEBSITE LAUNCH DATE: JUNE 30
*CLICK THE LINK
*CLICK NOTIFY
& HOLD THE MAYO TILL JUNE 30
*HTM UNDRESSED*
(Podcast coming in June)#HTM#HoldTheMayo https://t.co/5MpZBmmBWa
He liked this garbage branding.
.club? The intelligence wasn’t there yet.
Boom, HTM Undressed 81
The ones who know they have made a difference have most likely heard from me in an emotional manner. However, it is nice to see some of these holders that show up daily evolve into local fan favorites, on and off the show. Ya, I like seeing the parish.
Now taking calls from parish meteorologists on a nightly basis.
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) July 14, 2020
(Also, mayo now makes intro tunes)
On The Plate:
-Red Bean Rankings
-Fella named Aaron calls me to spill his tax emotions on my shoulder.
SpreadQuarters
Greatest City In The World ๐ https://t.co/cS6iTdJyci pic.twitter.com/QrhYL0FTjp
Over 5,000 downloads in 90 days.
Ima keep banging at that fucking door, bro.
Talent sprouts when a consistent platform is presented with an opportunity for people to speak. When ya do, this is it…
Don’t ever ask me what “Hold The Mayo” means again…
DAAA PAAARISSHH WEATHER REPORT!! Sleep naked tonight yโall.
Posted by Michael Gagliano on Tuesday, July 14, 2020
Craig Granger is about 474 packs of Winston red 100’s away from being a bigger star than myself. Pretty damn close… Another guy who initially followed mayo.
Since then, Craig has called like 60 plus fucking episodes in a row.
Out here in Lake Chuck getting ready for DEGA tomorrow. #holdit pic.twitter.com/20UEruqrUJ
— Craig Granger (@craiggers5) June 20, 2020
Calls in at the 24th minute.
Any who, enjoy this hot slap cake of an episode. Hand crafted and cured in SpreadQuarters, G.C.I.T.W
Nobody sees a vision until it starts to slowly reveal itself, HTM. #HoldTheMayo #HTM #HTMUndressed #Mayo #Brand #Prevailing #Sports #Entertainment #Comedy #Unfiltered pic.twitter.com/g5TAM1Tkkv
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) July 24, 2019
Death, Taxes, & Red Beans
HOLD IT.