Jaxson Hayes Arrested And Hospitalized, Willie Green’s Job Has Begun

Jaxson Hayes Arrested, Hospitalized

The 2019 eighth overall pick Jaxson Hayes was arrested, hospitalized, and could potentially get booked for felony battery on a police officer. Yeah, welcome to the New Orleans Pelicans Willie Green! Yep, the whole two two impactful players in the top ten of the 2019 draft talk has surely fizzled at this point…unfortunately. Both Hayes […]

No Mayo Getting Held At This Swinger Dinger Trailer Park In Mamou

Swinger Trailer Park In Mamou

Not sure who needed to hear this cause I sure didn’t know I needed to hear it when the headline “Swinger trailer park coming to Louisiana” popped up on my feed. First reaction is to investigate, second is to laugh quite a few times, and third is to tell the world about it. That’s where […]

RB&R Day 63: Tradition Pick Up At Panola

Red Beans and Rice Day 63

Ya would’ve thought the whole city was victim of a sleepy plague on RB&R Day 63. It still doesn’t feel right if ya ask me. What the shit is wrong with people today? Just tapped out when the sun rose I guess. It took mayo three shots to hit tradition gold this Monday. Corporate Bar […]

Ben Affleck Grabbing A Whole Handful Of J-Lo’s Iconic Booty

The comeback player of the year nominee is wasting no time as this picture from TMZ shows Ben Affleck grabbing a whole backpack full of Jenny from the block’s booty. In fact, we nostalgically re-creating moments and it’s gotta bring a smile to ya face. A-Rod? See ya later bro. A-Rod is one of the […]

Pelicans New Head Coach Willie Green Just May Go All The Way

Pelicans New Head Coach Willie Green

New Orleans may have just saved their basketball team striking a deal with former NBA player and assistant Willie Green as the Pelicans new head coach. The future is looking brighter than the reflection on David Griffin’s bald ass head on a nice sunny afternoon in the French Quarter. Willie G, You’re Our Only Hope […]

Fantasy Forecast 1: Cloudy for the Saints

Trautman & Smith set for targets

News this morning broke that Saints Wide Receiver Michael Thomas completed surgery in June to his injured ankle. He’s set to miss the start of the season. It’s as if there are clouds overtop of New Orleans with all of the offseason chatter. I think this will definitely make a direct impact on Saints players […]

Stop Everything, We Got A Whole Ass Westbank Bank Robber On The Run

Westbank Bank Robber

The news is fresh and it’s bizarre as there is indeed a Westbank bank robber on the loose after getting away free with an undisclosed amount of cash at a Marrero Capital One. The FBI is now asking for the public’s help and that is where we come in as common folks. The investigation we […]

Mayo Spreads: UFC Vegas 32, What Wagers You Bout To Do?

UFC Vegas 32, Mayo Spreads

Another weekend of throwing hands is approaching in the form of UFC Vegas 32 and will feature what I think is one of the most dangerous dudes in the UFC. Cory Sandhagen isn’t a name that most casual fight fans will pull their pocket books out to wager on, but pull em the fuck out. […]

Darrell Henderson Fantasy Outlook

Darrell Henderson Fantasy Outlook

Darrell Henderson season outlook is sky rocketing up the fantasy rankings after news broke Los Angeles Rams running back Cam Akers tore his Achilles right before the start of training camp. Akers was a guy a lot of people had as a 1st round pick, and could have the upside to finish as the RB […]