Joe Burrow just beat Nick Saban and the Alabama Crimson Tide. It was another no nerves performance by Big Balls. Never blinked a god damn eye to be quite honest. We knew this man wasn’t an average Joe long before LSU went up against Saban. The evolution of Burrow becoming the most phenomenal Joe in ages has been growing more prevalent in the state of Louisiana. Balls has put up some once in a lifetime numbers. The only feat that rightfully ever mattered was beating Alabama. That has occurred ladies and gentleman. The Tigers have prevailed.
Finally it happened in good ole Tuscaloosa on Saturday evening. Joe Burrow and Clyde Edwards-Helaire came in that bitch like Batman and Robin. Just depleted Saban land and sent everyone in Bryant Denny home looking for something soothing to watch in hopes to relieve the nagging depression. The Tigers have now removed the eight year Saban monkey off their back. Eight years of tragedy and disaster in November. The feeling will last forever. Everyone in Alabama will be smoking Saban’s tonight. Every thing we heard and thought about this LSU football team is true and evident. Carry on Tigers. Carry on with pride and honor. Joe Burrow and his legacy will live on forever starting at this very moment. We will never fucking forget Joe Big Balls Burrow was the man who destroyed Saban after years of hoping and wishing. Today was a good day. Hold it.