March Madness Mayo Spreads Begins Today

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March Madness Mayo Spreads

Hope ya belly ain’t full as mayo is back from the kitchen serving March Madness spreads galore for the common folks. I’d like to start with a four course selection from the heart. From there I’ll continue to bring out the plates as I select. Can’t promise you assholes that I know it all, but mayo knows enough not to be a fucking chump.

March Madness Begins Shortly

In just a couple hours the first plate of games is set to kick-off and just like that we are all balls deep in this huge fucking basketball tournament with endless opportunity to make pocket dollars. Just like that folks. It hits ya right in the ass like an old school wooden paddle from ya neighbor. Tom Izzo is fucking here and that will bring us way less fear heading into these four. UPDATE: He’s gone.

SEE YA LATER IZZO
3/19/2021

Spread Em’ Out

Let’s get to the biscuit.

The First Four
March Mayo Spreads

Mayo refuses to go against Izzo in the front four. That would seem like a possessed move on my part. Michigan State by two, undoubtedly.

UPDATE: WRONG

Texas Southern is the faster and flashier ball club against Mount St. Mary’s.

Drake bout to make headlines.

App State is my lock to cover against Norfolk State. Take Appalachian State for sure by -3.5 and sit ya happy ass down on the couch.

Update 3/19/2021: WRONG

Join the mayo community bracket and ya could finish top three. If ya do I’m sending mayo rewards ya way. Click the link below to enter, quickly.

Mayo March Madness Bracket

Mayo Picks

Round of 64

  • Gonzaga
  • Oklahoma
  • Creighton
  • Ohio
  • USC
  • Kansas
  • Oregon
  • Iowa
  • Michigan
  • LSU
  • Colorado
  • Florida State
  • UCLA
  • Texas
  • UConn
  • Alabama
  • Baylor
  • Wisconsin
  • Villanova
  • Purdue
  • Texas Tech
  • Arkansas
  • Virginia Tech
  • Ohio State
  • Illinois
  • Loyola Chicago
  • Oregon State
  • Oklahoma State
  • San Diego State
  • West Virginia
  • Clemson
  • Houston

Round of 32

  • Gonzaga
  • Oklahoma
  • Creighton
  • Ohio
  • USC
  • Kansas
  • Oregon
  • Iowa
  • Michigan
  • LSU
  • Colorado
  • Florida State
  • UCLA
  • Texas
  • UConn
  • Alabama
  • Baylor
  • Wisconsin
  • Villanova
  • Purdue
  • Texas Tech
  • Arkansas
  • Virginia Tech
  • Ohio State
  • Illinois
  • Loyola Chicago
  • Oregon State
  • Oklahoma State
  • San Diego State
  • West Virginia
  • Clemson
  • Houston

Sweet 16

  • Gonzaga
  • Ohio
  • Kansas
  • Iowa
  • Michigan
  • Colorado
  • Texas
  • Alabama
  • Baylor
  • Purdue
  • Arkansas
  • Ohio State
  • Illinois
  • Oklahoma State
  • West Virginia
  • Houston

Elite 8

  • Gonzaga
  • Iowa
  • Michigan
  • Alabama
  • Purdue
  • Arkansas
  • Illinois
  • Houston

Final Four

  • Gonzaga
  • Alabama
  • Purdue
  • Illinois

Championship

  • Gonzaga
  • Illinois

Winner

GONZAGA 84 – Illinois 77

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