Tensions are high af headed into CFB Week 7, well locally for sure. Gonna be hard to get through a quarter of mediocre football if ya Coach O this week against Florida. Take it from experience, I’ve sat in this LSU Twitter living room on Saturdays and them boys ain’t having it.
HTM 256 ☎️
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) October 13, 2021
Mayo Matter:LSU Twitter Degrades Coach O worse than our real enemies
🍎 https://t.co/YBzdPqqT88 pic.twitter.com/4TgmVdsco9
It’s the watering down his incredible accomplishments and legacy as a Louisiana man and LSU football coach. That shit is 2021 as fuck to be that disrespectful and throw aggressive verbiage at somebody who is one of us.
If you believe Orgeron and company only won because they were lucky that means, by extension, you’re saying they are only losing because they are unlucky
— T-Bob Hebert (@TBob53) October 13, 2021
You don’t get to remove a persons’s responsibility from one set of decisions but choose to assign it to another
I’ll never agree and missing the old days where folks just talked out in the front yard saying “he ain’t gonna be here next year” rather than demanding a Louisiana native get humiliated and let go mid-season.
Mayo Spreads
CFB Week 7
With all that out the jar, I’m not touching that fucking LSU game this weekend. In fact, this is as diverse as we’ve seen a Mayo Spreads table set in a long time.
Week 6
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) October 7, 2021
CFB Mayo Spreads
🏈Coastal -19.5
🏈Houston -6
🏈Michigan -3.5
🏈Alabama -18
🏈Iowa -1.5
Parlay Pudding
🏈Coastal -17.5 (buy 2)
🏈Houston ML
Parlay Pudding (2)
🏈UNC ML
🏈BYU ML
🏈MIZZ ML
🏈MISS ML
🏈BAMA ML
CFB WEEK 6
3/5 on spreads, 1/2 on parlays
I’ve been riding the ones showing up like Iowa, Coastal and Bama. But, nothing really stuck out on the spreads with those this week. Well, other than Bama cause I just cannot kick laying money on those dudes just yet. Saban gonna blow a whole nipple off his chest if them boys struggle even the least bit with Mississippi State.
I’ve decided to cook a different dish.
CFB Week 7
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) October 14, 2021
Mayo Spreads
🍽Memphis -11
🍽TA&M -8.5
🍽ALA -17
🍽TTU -16.5
🍽ARMY +14
Upset Pie
🥧MINN over NEB
Left Overs
🥡PUR/IOWA o/42.5
🥡UCF/CIN o/57.5
Parlay Pudding
🥄TTU -16.5
🥄MINN +4
🥄TA&M -6.5 (buy 2)
Mayo Spreads
We heating it up tonight with Memphis playing a one win Navy squad. The key to a nice table of selections is starting out with confidence. Nobody wants to catch an L on Thursday and be a loser before Saturday.
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