The idea of a community wager tournament for college and pro mayo spreads was brought up by one of the biggest assholes, Brady Morgan. However, as the days went on I started to think that it may have been his best effortless idea to date.
I was able to dress this up into something that if dudes just send the fucking spreads on time, will be stellar.
Mayo sponsors will be providing the rewards for whoever has the balls and audacity to really beat mayo in the weekly invitationals. These are some of the different things you can expect to be up for grabs if a community member can prevail in this jungle.
- Mayo Merch
- Ben’s Burgers Free Credits
- Big Chief Vapor Treats
- Tommy Badeaux Trinkets
- Blog Mentions (each time)
- Solidified Title Hype
- Each winner gets 60 seconds to thank their fans and haters on HTM Undressed live from SpreadQuarters. (Lord’s Day)
HOW DO I FUCKING ENTER MAN?
That is all ya gotta do, enter.
Ya gotta send an email.
Yep, an email.
ONE ENTRY PER HOLDER ONLY!
*what’s needed to be a valid submission.
*no resends or I gotta change that’s.
- Ya five best spread selections.
- One upset per holder. (money line)
- One over/under per holder. (use espn, click here)
- One parlay per holder. (max five team, minimum three)
- (money line)
- no odds cap
ALL ARE REQUIRED ABOVE ^
DIRECT MESSAGING YOUR PICKS ON ANY SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM TO MAYO IS GROUNDS FOR IMMEDIATE DQ! Don’t….
EMAIL REQUIREMENTS TO BECOME A VALID CONTESTANT TO EMAIL AT BOTTOM OF THIS BLOG.
Not rocket science and save the link to this blog so it can be resorted to when needed.
|Way To Get/Lose Points||How Many Points||Bonus|
|Spread Pick Wins||2 pt||no bonus|
|ANY Pick That Loses||-2pt||you suck|
|Parlay Hits||1pt per team + bonus||3pts|
|Over/Under Hits||1pt + bonus||1pt|
|Upset Hits||2pt + bonus||2pts|
|Clean Spread (all spreads hit)||5 pts + bonus||5pts|
|Flawless Mayo (no misses)||11 pts + bonus||11 Pts|
|I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS||5 Pts|
- Whoever has the most tallied points via the mayo spread point system after the last game played will be crowned the winner.
- THAT IS, only if his/her spreads defeat mayo.
- The most you can get deducted is two points.
- Dan’s parlay doesn’t hit, he will lose two points. Doesn’t matter if only one was missed outta five, etc…
- Sam’s upset doesn’t hit, deduct two points.
- Brady’s over/under doesn’t hit, two points gone.
- One of Joe Show’s spread picks doesn’t hit. Yep, see ya later two points. Miss all five spreads submitted? Sounds like a ten point fatality for ya, pal.
Idk what happens if someone ties, but confident I’ll know when that shit hits us in the face.
WINNER WILL GET ANNOUNCED ON THE LORD’S DAY BEFORE THE SHOW
All contestants will have their spreads posted by Friday via mayo spreads blogs.
The KEY is again to email mayo what is required and I take it from there and make it happen.
MUST BE TURNED IN BY WEDNESDAY AT 11:59 PM EACH WEEK.
DO NOT DIRECT MESSAGE ME YOUR PICKS.