Mayo Spreads College Rumble: Can One Beat The King?

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Mayo Spreads College Football Week 13

Surely enjoyed showing my ass last week while defeating countless amounts of holders in a game of condiment college spreads. Ahh, especially that little troll Brady Morgan.

Nothing really ever felt better until mayo hit the bed the following night knowing he’d become the back to back weekend champ in both college and pro spreads. Now, ladies and gentleman that is the feeling we all crave and hope to absorb.

Week 12
Mayo Spreads College Invitational

What does that mean? Nothing to you folks.

If ya would like to see the stone cold proof of mayo relentlessly defeating the competition last week click here.

The winner of this week’s rumble can win…

Week 13 Reward, MUST BEAT MAYO.

THE TURKEY RUMBLE

Couple changes this week.

  • we will have a tie-breaker for college.
  • there will be less games to choose from. (resort to the graphic that will have the proper games, over/under’s, and spreads in this blog.)
  • if there is a PUSH scenario it will count for 1 point.
  • adding another upset slot. If ya hit both upsets there will be a five point bonus. If you only hit one upset it will still just be a two point bonus.
  • 21 point favorite cap on any team that is submitted for the parlay pudding. Parlay bonus will up from 3 points to 5 points.
  • Flawless Mayo bonus will double your final point total.

AGAIN,
NO POINTS FOR ANY GAMES CORRECT IF ONE TEAM LOSES IN PARLAY. IF ONE TEAM LOSES AND TWO OTHERS WON IN YOUR PARLAY THERE WILL BE NO POINTS REWARDED JUST DEDUCTED. (-2)

Point Table

Way To Get/Lose PointsHow Many PointsBonus
Spread Pick Wins+2no bonus
ANY Pick That Loses-2you suck
Parlay Hits+2 per team correct+5
Over/Under Hits+1+1
Upset Hits+2 per team correct+2 or +5 (both)
Clean Spread (all spreads hit)+2 per team correct+5
Flawless Mayo (no misses)CURRENT PLUS BONUSx2
I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS5 Pts
Week 13
Mayo Spreads College Turkey Rumble

In order to win,

YOU MUST DEFEAT MAYO, NOT TIE.

Spreads, Lines, O/U’s

Mayo Spreads College Turkey Rumble

Required To Submit

  • Ya five best spread selections.
  • Two upsets per holder. (money line, straight up)
  • One over/under per holder. (use espn, click here)
  • One parlay per holder. (minimum four team, max five)
    • (money line)
    • 21 point favorite cap
  • score to the LSU vs. Texas A&M game for tie-breaker.
  • auto DQ for all picks sent via dm.

Holders Ready To Rumble

  • Cody Clemons
    • Twitter – @Clemons_HTM
    • Location – somewhere with a ton of land.
  • Brady Morgan
  • Kirk Ranzino
    • Twitter – @kran23
    • Location – Mandeville
  • Devin Steib
  • Brandon Bennett
  • Brant J. Sawyer
  • John Adam
    • Twitter – TBD
  • Craig Granger
  • Devin, Snow Like Jon

Tardy – The Joe Show

Joe Show will be docked one point for his utter laziness sending in picks this week.

Green = Team Won, Plus Points

Red = Team Loss, Minus Points or TBD

Purple = PUSH, no points, delayed

Blue = Mayo

Spread Table

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
CCCC -17FLA -25OSU -28.5OKST -11SMU -11.5-6
BMCC -17ORE -14ND -5ECU +11.5NW -13.5+2
KRLSU +14.5UGA -21.5ULL -28.5UK +25NW -13.5+6
STEIBULL -28.5NW -13.5UGA -21.5FLA -25IOWA -13.5-2
BBND -5IU -11.5CLEM -24MISS -9.5LSU +14.5+6
BJSIU -11.5SMU -11.5NW -13.5BSU -11.5MEM -13.5-6
JAND -5UK +25CLEM
-24
CC -17AUB +24.5+6
CRAIGISU +1NEB +13.5UK +25LSU +14.5SMU -11.5+6
DSLJMISS -9.5CC -17ND -5MICH -2PITT +24-2
JSHOWT-Tech +11ULM +28.5ALA -24.5LSU +14.5ISU +1+6
Week 13
Mayo Spreads Turkey Rumble

Clemons has been notified about OSU game getting canceled. He will have till 10:30 AM on Saturday to send adjustment. Kirk has sent adjustment and I’ve obviously made my switch for OSU. 9:47 am

Parlay Puddin’

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
CCIOWAORENDIUXloss -2
BMCCOREA&MNWXloss -2
KROKSTSMUIOWANWXloss -2
STEIBMISSCCXXXinvalid -2
BBTEXIOWAIUCCXloss -2
BJSORECCA&MMISSXloss -2
JACCIOWANWMISSXloss -2
CRAIGUGAALAOREULLXinvalid -2
DSLJIUCCIOWANDX+13 w/bonus
JSHOWIUCCIOWAORENWloss -2
Parlay Table

Craig, and Steib have all been notified that their parlays do not remain consistent with the mayo spreads turkey rumble rules.

Update: No re-send as of 10:00 am Saturday which means that both Craig and Steib will miss out on Parlay Puddin’ this week.

Over/Under Cake

HoldersO/U PredictionTotal Points
CCULL/ULM o/54+2 (way over)
BMUK/FLA o/61-2 (44)
KRUK/FLA o/61-2 (44)
STEIBAUB/ALA u/62.5+2 w/bonus (55)
BBLSU/TA&M u/64+2 w/bonus (27)
BJSOKST/T-TECH o/54+2 w/bonus (94)
JAND/UNC u/67.5+2 w/bonus (48)
CRAIGISU/TEX o/57-2 (43)
DSLJOKST/T-TECH o/54+2 w/bonus (94)
JSHOWUK/FLA u/61+2 w/bonus (44)
O/U Turkey Rumble Table

Upset Pie

HoldersUpset #1Upset #2Total Points
CCKSUPSU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
BMGAST.PSU+9 (2/2) w/bonus
KRKSUISU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
STEIBPSUKSU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
BBTTUPSU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
BJSKSUUNC-4 (-2 for each)
JAPSUGAST.+9 (2/2) w/bonus
CRAIGMISS ST.KSU-4 (-2 for each)
DSLJISULSU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
JSHOWISULSU+2 (1/2) w/bonus
Upset Pie Table
Mayo Spreads Week 13

Update – 7:18 pm Thursday

It seems The Joe Show is leaning more towards the way that mayo picks more than ever this week. This is indeed why submitting picks before the buzzer is so significant and also why Joe Show will be docked one point to start.

Tie-Breaker

HoldersTie-Breaker ScoreClosest Score
CCLSU 24 – TA&M 42
BMLSU 17 – TA&M 34
KRLSU 34 – TA&M 42
STEIBLSU 21 – TA&M 27
BBLSU 17 – TA&M 28
BJSno submission
JALSU 35 – TA&M 38
CRAIGLSU 24 – TA&M 17
DSLJLSU 27 – TA&M 24
JSHOWLSU 34 – TA&M 31
LSU vs. Texas A&M Score

Lord’s Day Update

It comes down to a tie-breaker between John Adam and the Mayo Spreads Phenom. Unfortunately for John and anyone who has attempted to abruptly dethrone mayo, they fall short again.

  • John Adam Tie Breaker
    • LSU 35 – TA&M 38
    • 28 points off from LSU score.
    • 18 points off from A&M score.
  • Devin, Snow Like Jon Tie Breaker
    • LSU 27 – TA&M 24
    • 20 points off from LSU score.
    • 4 points off from A&M score.

King Of Spreads Table

HoldersScorePlace
CC-48th
BM+7Tied for 4th
KR+45th
STEIB06th
BB+83rd
BJS-10DEAD LAST
JA+152nd
CRAIG-27th
DSLJ+151st (unbeaten)
JSHOW+7Tied for 4th
Who will be king of the table?

Winner announced on Lord’s Day Podcast. But, we can announce it here as well. The Mayo Man stays unbeaten for the second weekend in a row. No Ben’s Burgers for anybody.

Head to Midas this Black Friday to get service on ya vehicle. Nobody wants to be riding around in a broke ass hoopdie during the Christmas season.

Click Midas and set up appointment for ya car.

Ask for Vince DiVincent and get mayo approved service this weekend.

HOLD IT.

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