Surely enjoyed showing my ass last week while defeating countless amounts of holders in a game of condiment college spreads. Ahh, especially that little troll Brady Morgan.
Nothing really ever felt better until mayo hit the bed the following night knowing he’d become the back to back weekend champ in both college and pro spreads. Now, ladies and gentleman that is the feeling we all crave and hope to absorb.
What does that mean? Nothing to you folks.
If ya would like to see the stone cold proof of mayo relentlessly defeating the competition last week click here.
The winner of this week’s rumble can win…
THE TURKEY RUMBLE
Couple changes this week.
- we will have a tie-breaker for college.
- there will be less games to choose from. (resort to the graphic that will have the proper games, over/under’s, and spreads in this blog.)
- if there is a PUSH scenario it will count for 1 point.
- adding another upset slot. If ya hit both upsets there will be a five point bonus. If you only hit one upset it will still just be a two point bonus.
- 21 point favorite cap on any team that is submitted for the parlay pudding. Parlay bonus will up from 3 points to 5 points.
- Flawless Mayo bonus will double your final point total.
NO POINTS FOR ANY GAMES CORRECT IF ONE TEAM LOSES IN PARLAY. IF ONE TEAM LOSES AND TWO OTHERS WON IN YOUR PARLAY THERE WILL BE NO POINTS REWARDED JUST DEDUCTED. (-2)
|Way To Get/Lose Points||How Many Points||Bonus|
|Spread Pick Wins||+2||no bonus|
|ANY Pick That Loses||-2||you suck|
|Parlay Hits||+2 per team correct||+5|
|Upset Hits||+2 per team correct||+2 or +5 (both)|
|Clean Spread (all spreads hit)||+2 per team correct||+5|
|Flawless Mayo (no misses)||CURRENT PLUS BONUS||x2|
|I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS||5 Pts|
Mayo Spreads College Turkey Rumble
In order to win,
YOU MUST DEFEAT MAYO, NOT TIE.
Spreads, Lines, O/U’s
Required To Submit
- Ya five best spread selections.
- Two upsets per holder. (money line, straight up)
- One over/under per holder. (use espn, click here)
- One parlay per holder. (minimum four team, max five)
- (money line)
- 21 point favorite cap
- score to the LSU vs. Texas A&M game for tie-breaker.
- auto DQ for all picks sent via dm.
Holders Ready To Rumble
- Cody Clemons
- Twitter – @Clemons_HTM
- Location – somewhere with a ton of land.
- Brady Morgan
- Twitter – @Brady_Morgan4
- Location – Loserville
- Kirk Ranzino
- Twitter – @kran23
- Location – Mandeville
- Devin Steib
- Twitter – @dev_steib
- Location – Steib Nation
- Brandon Bennett
- Twitter – @Brandon57584771
- Location – Mandeville
- Brant J. Sawyer
- Twitter – @BrantaSaurusrex
- Location – The Place Burrow Got Hurt
- John Adam
- Twitter – TBD
- Craig Granger
- Twitter – @Craiggers5
- Location – Lafayette
- Devin, Snow Like Jon
- Twitter – @HTMsports
- Location – G.C.I.T.W.
Tardy – The Joe Show
Joe Show will be docked one point for his utter laziness sending in picks this week.
Green = Team Won, Plus Points
Red = Team Loss, Minus Points or TBD
Purple = PUSH, no points, delayed
Blue = Mayo
|CC||CC -17||FLA -25||OSU -28.5||OKST -11||SMU -11.5||-6|
|BM||CC -17||ORE -14||ND -5||ECU +11.5||NW -13.5||+2|
|KR||LSU +14.5||UGA -21.5||ULL -28.5||UK +25||NW -13.5||+6|
|STEIB||ULL -28.5||NW -13.5||UGA -21.5||FLA -25||IOWA -13.5||-2|
|BB||ND -5||IU -11.5||CLEM -24||MISS -9.5||LSU +14.5||+6|
|BJS||IU -11.5||SMU -11.5||NW -13.5||BSU -11.5||MEM -13.5||-6|
|JA||ND -5||UK +25||CLEM|
|CC -17||AUB +24.5||+6|
|CRAIG||ISU +1||NEB +13.5||UK +25||LSU +14.5||SMU -11.5||+6|
|DSLJ||MISS -9.5||CC -17||ND -5||MICH -2||PITT +24||-2|
|JSHOW||T-Tech +11||ULM +28.5||ALA -24.5||LSU +14.5||ISU +1||+6|
Mayo Spreads Turkey Rumble
Clemons has been notified about OSU game getting canceled. He will have till 10:30 AM on Saturday to send adjustment. Kirk has sent adjustment and I’ve obviously made my switch for OSU. 9:47 am
Craig, and Steib have all been notified that their parlays do not remain consistent with the mayo spreads turkey rumble rules.
Update: No re-send as of 10:00 am Saturday which means that both Craig and Steib will miss out on Parlay Puddin’ this week.
|Holders||O/U Prediction||Total Points|
|CC||ULL/ULM o/54||+2 (way over)|
|BM||UK/FLA o/61||-2 (44)|
|KR||UK/FLA o/61||-2 (44)|
|STEIB||AUB/ALA u/62.5||+2 w/bonus (55)|
|BB||LSU/TA&M u/64||+2 w/bonus (27)|
|BJS||OKST/T-TECH o/54||+2 w/bonus (94)|
|JA||ND/UNC u/67.5||+2 w/bonus (48)|
|CRAIG||ISU/TEX o/57||-2 (43)|
|DSLJ||OKST/T-TECH o/54||+2 w/bonus (94)|
|JSHOW||UK/FLA u/61||+2 w/bonus (44)|
|Holders||Upset #1||Upset #2||Total Points|
|CC||KSU||PSU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
|BM||GAST.||PSU||+9 (2/2) w/bonus|
|KR||KSU||ISU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
|STEIB||PSU||KSU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
|BB||TTU||PSU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
|BJS||KSU||UNC||-4 (-2 for each)|
|JA||PSU||GAST.||+9 (2/2) w/bonus|
|CRAIG||MISS ST.||KSU||-4 (-2 for each)|
|DSLJ||ISU||LSU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
|JSHOW||ISU||LSU||+2 (1/2) w/bonus|
Mayo Spreads Week 13
Update – 7:18 pm Thursday
It seems The Joe Show is leaning more towards the way that mayo picks more than ever this week. This is indeed why submitting picks before the buzzer is so significant and also why Joe Show will be docked one point to start.
|Holders||Tie-Breaker Score||Closest Score|
|CC||LSU 24 – TA&M 42|
|BM||LSU 17 – TA&M 34|
|KR||LSU 34 – TA&M 42|
|STEIB||LSU 21 – TA&M 27|
|BB||LSU 17 – TA&M 28|
|JA||LSU 35 – TA&M 38|
|CRAIG||LSU 24 – TA&M 17|
|DSLJ||LSU 27 – TA&M 24|
|JSHOW||LSU 34 – TA&M 31|
Lord’s Day Update
It comes down to a tie-breaker between John Adam and the Mayo Spreads Phenom. Unfortunately for John and anyone who has attempted to abruptly dethrone mayo, they fall short again.
- John Adam Tie Breaker
- LSU 35 – TA&M 38
- 28 points off from LSU score.
- 18 points off from A&M score.
- Devin, Snow Like Jon Tie Breaker
- LSU 27 – TA&M 24
- 20 points off from LSU score.
- 4 points off from A&M score.
King Of Spreads Table
|BM||+7||Tied for 4th|
|JSHOW||+7||Tied for 4th|
Winner announced on Lord’s Day Podcast. But, we can announce it here as well. The Mayo Man stays unbeaten for the second weekend in a row. No Ben’s Burgers for anybody.
Head to Midas this Black Friday to get service on ya vehicle. Nobody wants to be riding around in a broke ass hoopdie during the Christmas season.
Ask for Vince DiVincent and get mayo approved service this weekend.