We headed outta February with some mayo spreads and have full intentions on leaving zero crumbs on the table. They say the times that ya really don’t wanna even wager, are the times that ya could win the most. Who is they? Idk. Where did I hear that? I didn’t. But, that is the feeling that is coming through my jar right now.
wanna feel old? this is Sid from Toy Story today pic.twitter.com/1finmJEjzf
— Austin Huff (@AustinHuff) February 25, 2021
Twitter Ban Day 3
If this were quitting marijuana I’d be just approaching the capabilities of eating and sleeping like a human again. However, the Twitter ban is still nagging at me as one can only look from the outside at all the fun. For the folks wondering if Twitter ranks above pot for me, absolutely fucking not. It’s just sad to be on this lonely island.
https://t.co/Fu4oMcQEs8 pic.twitter.com/ZJDqkL1v4F
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) February 25, 2021
One can’t forget about the shittiest of feelings though.
Therefore, I took my talents to Tik-Tok and am now indulging in some wise opportunities to make some bread come this weekend.
@snowlikejon New Orleans lunch break. #lpbdetiktok #neworleans #laybacktheseat #batman
♬ original sound – Mustache Guy
FEBRUARY MAYO SPREADS THE FINAL SERVING
I feel great about a couple things starting as soon as tonight. Let’s set the table with some NBA appetizers for the common man.
Mayo Spreads
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) February 25, 2021
NBA Appetizers
PHILLY -5 (-110)
ORLANDO +8.5 (-110)
PELS +8 (-110)
PARLAY PUDDIN'
MAGIC +10.5 (buy 2)
PELS +10 (buy 2)
NBA PROP TARTS
Got a dual toaster full.
NBA PROP TARTS
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) February 25, 2021
LONZO o/10.5 REBS & ASSIST
B.I. o/24.5 POINTS
VUCEVIC o/26.5 POINTS
DONIC o/2.5 3 PT SHOTS MADE
I’ve already locked all of the above in.
Let’s talk knuckle sandwiches.
UFC Fight Night
Not gonna do 11 bouts like last weekend, even though mayo went the fuck off with wreckless abandoned success in conclusion. I do like a few on this card that may go down the way we want em.
Last week’s picks: 4/5 on winners
WILL POST UFC PICKS WITHIN 24 HOURS OF FIGHT
Here is all the explanation ya need on what went down in the kitchen tonight with @craiggers5 and lemme tell ya I’m not sure where the “chips” went. pic.twitter.com/OjeUm7LEUQ
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) February 25, 2021
ON APPLE NOW (CLICK HERE)
OR HEAD TO HTM UNDRESSED TWITTER
MORNING MAYO
Friday morning from 9am-10am.
Live on YouTube at 9:00 AM
— HTM Undressed (@HtmUndressed) February 24, 2021
Morning Mayo ☀️
YT: https://t.co/7naqr8iAiv pic.twitter.com/Vk3nFKsmow
Tomorrow:
Let’s Geaux!!! https://t.co/AbFoKF5PuZ pic.twitter.com/6wwtp3zM3d
— Are You Serious #AYS (@AYSSPORTS) February 24, 2021
In The Kitchen w/ Craig 9:40
If you like cooking content Craig is the man https://t.co/51GqCMKZOA
— T-Bob Hebert (@TBob53) February 25, 2021
Ya may get hot if all of the above goes to shit. But, don’t sit hot in ya house as we move towards warmer days. Any issues whatsoever in the HTM community that involves AC/HEATER repairs should get presented to the highly regarded professionals and experts at EXPERT AIR.


HOLD IT.