We headed outta February with some mayo spreads and have full intentions on leaving zero crumbs on the table. They say the times that ya really don’t wanna even wager, are the times that ya could win the most. Who is they? Idk. Where did I hear that? I didn’t. But, that is the feeling that is coming through my jar right now.
Twitter Ban Day 3
If this were quitting marijuana I’d be just approaching the capabilities of eating and sleeping like a human again. However, the Twitter ban is still nagging at me as one can only look from the outside at all the fun. For the folks wondering if Twitter ranks above pot for me, absolutely fucking not. It’s just sad to be on this lonely island.
One can’t forget about the shittiest of feelings though.
Therefore, I took my talents to Tik-Tok and am now indulging in some wise opportunities to make some bread come this weekend.
FEBRUARY MAYO SPREADS THE FINAL SERVING
I feel great about a couple things starting as soon as tonight. Let’s set the table with some NBA appetizers for the common man.
NBA PROP TARTS
Got a dual toaster full.
I’ve already locked all of the above in.
Let’s talk knuckle sandwiches.
UFC Fight Night
Not gonna do 11 bouts like last weekend, even though mayo went the fuck off with wreckless abandoned success in conclusion. I do like a few on this card that may go down the way we want em.
Last week’s picks: 4/5 on winners
WILL POST UFC PICKS WITHIN 24 HOURS OF FIGHT
ON APPLE NOW (CLICK HERE)
OR HEAD TO HTM UNDRESSED TWITTER
MORNING MAYO
Friday morning from 9am-10am.
Tomorrow:
In The Kitchen w/ Craig 9:40
Ya may get hot if all of the above goes to shit. But, don’t sit hot in ya house as we move towards warmer days. Any issues whatsoever in the HTM community that involves AC/HEATER repairs should get presented to the highly regarded professionals and experts at EXPERT AIR.
HOLD IT.
