Mayo Spreads NFL Divisional Table Servings

Walking through this wager door like Stone Cold Steve Austin this weekend for NFL Divisional spreads presented by mayo spreads and Hold The Mayo.

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Cleaned the entire table last week going 5/5 on spreads and 1/1 on a little parlay puddin’ to top it all off. Stuffing fucking face.

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— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 9, 2021

I’m picking up mayo debt relief tomorrow evening to keep the lights on and I owe it all to my wager intelligence.

ALSO,

Before wager release…

Big Cat has indeed confirmed the rib tat once the New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl in a few short weeks. Fantastic.

Yes. Confirmed and couldn’t be more confident they won’t win

— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) January 13, 2021

Not looking forward, but looking forward for this fantastic commitment on behalf of the barstool sports leader in Big Cat. He could have bologna sandwiched out, but instead confirmed like a respectable northern gentleman. We do appreciate that.

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— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 13, 2021

Mayo Spreads
NFL Divisional

Shall we grub?

Spreads

Mayo Spreads got prepared Monday morning and this is what I’ve placed on the table already:

Packers -7

Saints -3

Ravens +2.5 (bought one)

Browns +10.5 (bought half)

— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 13, 2021

Parlay Puddin’

I’ve never done this, however ima go ahead and take all those spreads and shove em up desserts ass after dinner. Group em and grub.

• Packers -7
• Saints -3
• Ravens +2.5
• Browns +10.5

Player Prop Tarts

(will have in this blog by Saturday morning)

Spread The Luck & Winnings

Best of luck to you assholes. Don’t forget to show some fucking sympathy and donate a minute percentage of ya mayo spreads winnings to the mayo merch shop on some premium mayo gear.

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