Cleaned the entire table last week going 5/5 on spreads and 1/1 on a little parlay puddin’ to top it all off. Stuffing fucking face.
I’m picking up mayo debt relief tomorrow evening to keep the lights on and I owe it all to my wager intelligence.
Before wager release…
Big Cat has indeed confirmed the rib tat once the New Orleans Saints win the Super Bowl in a few short weeks. Fantastic.
Not looking forward, but looking forward for this fantastic commitment on behalf of the barstool sports leader in Big Cat. He could have bologna sandwiched out, but instead confirmed like a respectable northern gentleman. We do appreciate that.
Shall we grub?
I’ve never done this, however ima go ahead and take all those spreads and shove em up desserts ass after dinner. Group em and grub.
- Packers -7
- Saints -3
- Ravens +2.5
- Browns +10.5
Player Prop Tarts
(will have in this blog by Saturday morning)
Spread The Luck & Winnings
Best of luck to you assholes. Don’t forget to show some fucking sympathy and donate a minute percentage of ya mayo spreads winnings to the mayo merch shop on some premium mayo gear.
- Comfort Colors Pocket Tee’s
- Next Level Premium Tee’s
Don’t fucking sleep. (click here)
Also, if ya vehicle needs a tune up? Maybe it sounds like a fucking dehydrated rhino right now. Head over to Midas on Canal street and ask for Vince DiVincent.
That’s the mayo mechanic and he’s gonna take care of ya.
HTM Undressed is live tonight and was live last night for a hell of a fucking show, for a Tuesday at least.
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