I’ll be taking a very calculated NFL risk this Lord’s Day as I’ve lost my entire set of balls off the last 24 hours. No need to explain, but the blatantly simple answer is that nothing sticks.
& so is this dead korean zombie mf’er.
NFL Risk Boat
It’s 1:40 AM,
Tons of desire has went into the spreads.
Picture like a fucking turkey just getting based all night long for the next day’s gathering. It’s like that.
|Menu Options||Favorite On Plate||Spread Selection|
|CIN vs. IND||IND -7.5||CIN +7.5|
|ATL vs. MIN||MIN -4.0||o/53 (pass on spread)|
|WASH vs. NYG||NYG -2.5||Yes, NYG -2.5|
|CHI vs. CAR||CAR -1.0||CHI +1|
|DET vs. JAX||DET -3.0||STAFFY & DET -3.0|
|LAR vs. SF||LAR -2.5||MUST HAVE LAR -2.5|
NFL Risk Boat
- Joe Burrow has an easier task ahead of him with Colts LB Darius Leonard being doubtful to play today.
- Fuck betting on a Falcon & Fuck betting on a Kirk Cousins. Just take the over and get over this game.
- The Giants never looked so damn good on a chart till they were opposite the versus side of the Washington Football Club.
- I’m continuing to bet against Carolina till they just give me my way and lose. Also decided not to wager w/ Da Bears last week and that makes me sad. Back on that Bear Wagon.
- Matt Fucking Stafford will light these boys up.
- Can’t take the LA out of the.. I don’t fucking know.
Before we do part ways and set sail into whatever happens, I’d like to leave ya with a nice touch.
The Midas Touch!
Tires, Tires, and some more Tires for ya.
If ya need call Midas on Canal Street.
GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD.