Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11 Invitational

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Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11

I’d like to thank everyone for coming by to salivate over these NFL mayo spreads that will be served shortly. Have a seat, start a convo, and just remember that I’m not responsible for anything that goes wrong here. Also, it would be wise to recall that mayo spreads pull a full fucking flawless victory on The Lord’s Day last week.

That is if…

Ya aren’t competing to win free mayo in this Mayo Spreads NFL Invitational.

If ya do decided to enter… welcome to hell.

I’ve already taken out a whole row of holders via Mayo Spreads College Invitational yesterday and now will look to flatten this crew today with no remorse.

SAME RULES

  • pick ya five best spreads. (using mayo graphic)
  • an over/under. (we use ESPN)
  • an upset pick to win straight up.
  • one parlay, up to five teams. TO WIN!

POINT TABLE

Way To Get/Lose PointsHow Many PointsBonus
Spread Pick Wins2 ptno bonus
ANY Pick That Loses-2ptyou suck
Parlay Hits1pt per team + bonus3pts
Over/Under Hits1pt + bonus1pt
Upset Hits2pt + bonus2pts
Clean Spread (all spreads hit)5 pts + bonus5pts
Flawless Mayo (no misses)10 pts + bonus10 Pts
I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS5 Pts
Only thing changing is 10 pts for flawless mayo instead of 11 like we did for College Invitational.

TIE BREAKER IF NEEDED (Doesn’t go against score)

*Falcons vs. Saints exact score prediction
(closest score will win tie-breaker)

  • Whoever ends up with the most points after Monday night will be crowned the winner. That holder will have an opportunity to thank their fans and haters on HTM Undressed during Wide Open Wednesday for 60 seconds.
  • THAT IS IF, that person can defeat mayo. If Mayo isn’t defeated…you’ve done nothing.
  • THE MOST you can lose on a pick or category of picks is two points. Five team parlay doesn’t hit? Ya lose two. Three team parlay only had one wrong team? Ya lose two.

Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11

All submissions weekly go to:

  • Email: devinsnow@htmsports.com
  • Deadline: Saturday @ 10:00 PM

Holders Attending

  • Brady Morgan
  • The Joe Show
  • Johnny Adam
  • Willy Billy Gunn
  • Thurn Cold Steve Austin
  • Devin, Snow Like Jon
  • Craig Granger
  • Ashton Autin
  • Brant J. Sawyers

Spread Table

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
BMATL
+3.5
PHI
+3.0
TEN
+5.5
NE
-2.0
GB
+1.5
-6
JSHOWCLE
-3.0
MIA
-3.5
GB
+1.5
MIN
-7.0
NE
-2.0
-6
JAMIA
-3.5
LAC
-9.5
ATL
+3.5
MIN
-7.0
CIN
+1.5
-10
WBGNO
-3.5
MIA
-3.5
CIN
+1.5
TEN
+5.5
JAX
+10.5
-2
THURNNO
-3.5
MIA
-3.5
CLE
-3.0
TEN
+5.5
JAX
+10.5
+2
DSLJCLE
-3.0
DET
-2.5
GB
+1.5
PIT
-10.5
DEN
+3.5
+2
CRAIGKC
-8.0
TB
-4.0
HOU
+2.0
CLE
-3.0
NYJ
+9.5
+2
ASHNO
-3.5
IND
-1.5
CIN
+1.5
JAX
+10.5
MIA
-3.5
-2
BJSCLE
-3.0
CAR
+2.5
CIN
+1.5
GB
+1.5
MIA
-3.5
-2
Week 11 NFL Mayo Spread Table

Parlay Puddin’

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
BMLACMINKCXXLoss -2
JSHOWCLEPITLACMIAMINLoss -2
JALACKCPITMINXLoss -2
WBGNOMIACINXXLoss -2
THURNNOTENCLEMIAMINLoss -2
DSLJMINPITKCXXLoss -2
CRAIGGBCINMINXXLoss -2
ASHMIAINDNOXXLoss -2
BJSPITMINTBNOLACLoss -2
Week 11 NFL Parlay Table

Over/Under Hors d’oeuvre’s

HoldersO/U PredictionTotal
Points
BMKC/LVR o/57+2 w/bonus
JSHOWPHI/CLE u/47.5+2 w/bonus
JAATL/NO u/50.5+2 w/bonus
WBGLAR/TB o/48.5+2 w/bonus
THURNMIA/DEN o/45-2 (33)
DSLJMIA/DEN o/45-2 (33)
CRAIGLAR/TB u/48.5-2 (51)
ASHMIA/DEN u/45+2 w/bonus
BJSKC/LVR o/57+2 w/bonus
Week 11 NFL O/U Table

Upset Pound Cake

HoldersUpset PickTotal
Points
BMBengalsLoss -2
JSHOWPackersLoss -2
JAFalconsLoss -2
WBGBengalsLoss -2
THURNTitans+4 w/bonus
DSLJTexans+4 w/bonus
CRAIGBroncos+4 w/bonus
ASHEaglesLoss -2
BJSTitans+4 w/bonus
Week 11 NFL Upset Table

Tie-Breaker
If Needed ATL/NO Score

HoldersTie-Breaker ScoreClosest Score Wins
BM27-21 Falcons Win
JSHOW27-23 Saints Win
JA27-20 Falcons Win
WBG34-20 Saints Win
THURN27-23 Saints Win
DSLJ21-13 Saints WinCLOSEST SCORE
CRAIG24-21 Saints Win
ASH28-24 Saints Win
BJS38-31 Saints Win
Week 11 NFL Tie-Breaker
IF NEEDED!
ATL/NO Final Score

King Of Spreads

HoldersScorePlace
BM-8WOW.
JSHOW-8WOW.
JA-12WOW.
WBG-66th
THURN+23rd
DSLJ+21st (wins tie-breaker)
CRAIG+22nd
ASH-45th
BJS+24th
KING OF SPREADS
The Lord’s Day

MAYO STANDS…

For both our pilot invitationals mayo stands undefeated. Tons of effort left on the plate, but it came down to a tiebreaker as expected. Four gentleman left it all on the line and fell short to the condiment conquerer. This was after he beat the ever living piss outta Brady Morgan and friends in college mayo spreads the previous day.

Better luck next time folks.

ARRIVING DEC 1ST

GET IT NOW.
ARRIVES DEC 1ST.

The College Football Mayo Spreads Invitational live update blog can be found right here.

HOLD IT.

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