Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11 Invitational

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Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11

I’d like to thank everyone for coming by to salivate over these NFL mayo spreads that will be served shortly. Have a seat, start a convo, and just remember that I’m not responsible for anything that goes wrong here. Also, it would be wise to recall that mayo spreads pull a full fucking flawless victory on The Lord’s Day last week.

That is if…

Ya aren’t competing to win free mayo in this Mayo Spreads NFL Invitational.

If ya do decided to enter… welcome to hell.

I’ve already taken out a whole row of holders via Mayo Spreads College Invitational yesterday and now will look to flatten this crew today with no remorse.

SAME RULES

  • pick ya five best spreads. (using mayo graphic)
  • an over/under. (we use ESPN)
  • an upset pick to win straight up.
  • one parlay, up to five teams. TO WIN!

POINT TABLE

Way To Get/Lose PointsHow Many PointsBonus
Spread Pick Wins2 ptno bonus
ANY Pick That Loses-2ptyou suck
Parlay Hits1pt per team + bonus3pts
Over/Under Hits1pt + bonus1pt
Upset Hits2pt + bonus2pts
Clean Spread (all spreads hit)5 pts + bonus5pts
Flawless Mayo (no misses)10 pts + bonus10 Pts
I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS5 Pts
Only thing changing is 10 pts for flawless mayo instead of 11 like we did for College Invitational.

TIE BREAKER IF NEEDED (Doesn’t go against score)

*Falcons vs. Saints exact score prediction
(closest score will win tie-breaker)

  • Whoever ends up with the most points after Monday night will be crowned the winner. That holder will have an opportunity to thank their fans and haters on HTM Undressed during Wide Open Wednesday for 60 seconds.
  • THAT IS IF, that person can defeat mayo. If Mayo isn’t defeated…you’ve done nothing.
  • THE MOST you can lose on a pick or category of picks is two points. Five team parlay doesn’t hit? Ya lose two. Three team parlay only had one wrong team? Ya lose two.

Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11

All submissions weekly go to:

  • Email: devinsnow@htmsports.com
  • Deadline: Saturday @ 10:00 PM

Holders Attending

  • Brady Morgan
  • The Joe Show
  • Johnny Adam
  • Willy Billy Gunn
  • Thurn Cold Steve Austin
  • Devin, Snow Like Jon
  • Craig Granger
  • Ashton Autin
  • Brant J. Sawyers

Spread Table

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
BMATL
+3.5
PHI
+3.0
TEN
+5.5
NE
-2.0
GB
+1.5
-6
JSHOWCLE
-3.0
MIA
-3.5
GB
+1.5
MIN
-7.0
NE
-2.0
-6
JAMIA
-3.5
LAC
-9.5
ATL
+3.5
MIN
-7.0
CIN
+1.5
-10
WBGNO
-3.5
MIA
-3.5
CIN
+1.5
TEN
+5.5
JAX
+10.5
-2
THURNNO
-3.5
MIA
-3.5
CLE
-3.0
TEN
+5.5
JAX
+10.5
+2
DSLJCLE
-3.0
DET
-2.5
GB
+1.5
PIT
-10.5
DEN
+3.5
+2
CRAIGKC
-8.0
TB
-4.0
HOU
+2.0
CLE
-3.0
NYJ
+9.5
+4
ASHNO
-3.5
IND
-1.5
CIN
+1.5
JAX
+10.5
MIA
-3.5
-2
BJSCLE
-3.0
CAR
+2.5
CIN
+1.5
GB
+1.5
MIA
-3.5
-2
Week 11 NFL Mayo Spread Table

Parlay Puddin’

Holders#1#2#3#4#5Total
Points
BMLACMINKCXXLoss -2
JSHOWCLEPITLACMIAMINLoss -2
JALACKCPITMINXLoss -2
WBGNOMIACINXXLoss -2
THURNNOTENCLEMIAMINLoss -2
DSLJMINPITKCXXLoss -2
CRAIGGBCINMINXXLoss -2
ASHMIAINDNOXXLoss -2
BJSPITMINTBNOLACLoss -2
Week 11 NFL Parlay Table

Over/Under Hors d’oeuvre’s

HoldersO/U PredictionTotal
Points
BMKC/LVR o/57+2 w/bonus
JSHOWPHI/CLE u/47.5+2 w/bonus
JAATL/NO u/50.5+2 w/bonus
WBGLAR/TB o/48.5+2 w/bonus
THURNMIA/DEN o/45-2 (33)
DSLJMIA/DEN o/45-2 (33)
CRAIGLAR/TB u/48.5-2 (51)
ASHMIA/DEN u/45+2 w/bonus
BJSKC/LVR o/57+2 w/bonus
Week 11 NFL O/U Table

Upset Pound Cake

HoldersUpset PickTotal
Points
BMBengalsLoss -2
JSHOWPackersLoss -2
JAFalconsLoss -2
WBGBengalsLoss -2
THURNTitans+4 w/bonus
DSLJTexans+4 w/bonus
CRAIGBroncos+4 w/bonus
ASHEaglesLoss -2
BJSTitans+4 w/bonus
Week 11 NFL Upset Table

Tie-Breaker
If Needed ATL/NO Score

HoldersTie-Breaker ScoreClosest Score Wins
BM27-21 Falcons WinTBD
JSHOW27-23 Saints WinTBD
JA27-20 Falcons WinTBD
WBG34-20 Saints WinTBD
THURN27-23 Saints WinTBD
DSLJ21-13 Saints WinCLOSEST SCORE
CRAIG24-21 Saints WinTBD
ASH28-24 Saints WinTBD
BJS38-31 Saints WinTBD
Week 11 NFL Tie-Breaker
IF NEEDED!
ATL/NO Final Score

King Of Spreads

HoldersScorePlace
BM-8WOW.
JSHOW-8WOW.
JA-12WOW.
WBG-6TBD
THURN+2TBD
DSLJ+2TBD
CRAIG+6TBD
ASH-4TBD
BJS+2TBD
KING OF SPREADS
The Lord’s Day

ARRIVING DEC 1ST

GET IT NOW.
ARRIVES DEC 1ST.

The College Football Mayo Spreads Invitational live update blog can be found right here.

HOLD IT.

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