I’d like to thank everyone for coming by to salivate over these NFL mayo spreads that will be served shortly. Have a seat, start a convo, and just remember that I’m not responsible for anything that goes wrong here. Also, it would be wise to recall that mayo spreads pull a full fucking flawless victory on The Lord’s Day last week.
That is if…
Ya aren’t competing to win free mayo in this Mayo Spreads NFL Invitational.
If ya do decided to enter… welcome to hell.
I’ve already taken out a whole row of holders via Mayo Spreads College Invitational yesterday and now will look to flatten this crew today with no remorse.
SAME RULES
- pick ya five best spreads. (using mayo graphic)
- an over/under. (we use ESPN)
- an upset pick to win straight up.
- one parlay, up to five teams. TO WIN!
POINT TABLE
| Way To Get/Lose Points | How Many Points | Bonus |
| Spread Pick Wins | 2 pt | no bonus |
| ANY Pick That Loses | -2pt | you suck |
| Parlay Hits | 1pt per team + bonus | 3pts |
| Over/Under Hits | 1pt + bonus | 1pt |
| Upset Hits | 2pt + bonus | 2pts |
| Clean Spread (all spreads hit) | 5 pts + bonus | 5pts |
| Flawless Mayo (no misses) | 10 pts + bonus | 10 Pts |
| I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS | 5 Pts |
TIE BREAKER IF NEEDED (Doesn’t go against score)
*Falcons vs. Saints exact score prediction
(closest score will win tie-breaker)
- Whoever ends up with the most points after Monday night will be crowned the winner. That holder will have an opportunity to thank their fans and haters on HTM Undressed during Wide Open Wednesday for 60 seconds.
- THAT IS IF, that person can defeat mayo. If Mayo isn’t defeated…you’ve done nothing.
- THE MOST you can lose on a pick or category of picks is two points. Five team parlay doesn’t hit? Ya lose two. Three team parlay only had one wrong team? Ya lose two.
Mayo Spreads NFL Week 11
All submissions weekly go to:
- Email: devinsnow@htmsports.com
- Deadline: Saturday @ 10:00 PM
Holders Attending
- Brady Morgan
- Twitter- @Brady_Morgan4
- Location – Unknown as he’s missed shows.
- The Joe Show
- Twitter – @TheJoeShow97
- Location – Hammond State Of Mind
- Johnny Adam
- Twitter – @Retired_LT91
- Location – Houston
- Willy Billy Gunn
- Thurn Cold Steve Austin
- Devin, Snow Like Jon
- Twitter – @HTMsports
- Location – G.C.I.T.W.
- Craig Granger
- Twitter – @Craiggers5
- Location – Lafayette
- Ashton Autin
- Twitter – @Coolestwhiteboi (inactive since ’09)
- Location – The Westbank
- Brant J. Sawyers
- Twitter – @BrantaSaurusRex
- Location – Burrowville, Ohio
Spread Table
| Holders | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | Total Points |
| BM | ATL +3.5 | PHI +3.0 | TEN +5.5 | NE -2.0 | GB +1.5 | -6 |
| JSHOW | CLE -3.0 | MIA -3.5 | GB +1.5 | MIN -7.0 | NE -2.0 | -6 |
| JA | MIA -3.5 | LAC -9.5 | ATL +3.5 | MIN -7.0 | CIN +1.5 | -10 |
| WBG | NO -3.5 | MIA -3.5 | CIN +1.5 | TEN +5.5 | JAX +10.5 | -2 |
| THURN | NO -3.5 | MIA -3.5 | CLE -3.0 | TEN +5.5 | JAX +10.5 | +2 |
| DSLJ | CLE -3.0 | DET -2.5 | GB +1.5 | PIT -10.5 | DEN +3.5 | +2 |
| CRAIG | KC -8.0 | TB -4.0 | HOU +2.0 | CLE -3.0 | NYJ +9.5 | +2 |
| ASH | NO -3.5 | IND -1.5 | CIN +1.5 | JAX +10.5 | MIA -3.5 | -2 |
| BJS | CLE -3.0 | CAR +2.5 | CIN +1.5 | GB +1.5 | MIA -3.5 | -2 |
Parlay Puddin’
| Holders | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | Total Points |
| BM | LAC | MIN | KC | X | X | Loss -2 |
| JSHOW | CLE | PIT | LAC | MIA | MIN | Loss -2 |
| JA | LAC | KC | PIT | MIN | X | Loss -2 |
| WBG | NO | MIA | CIN | X | X | Loss -2 |
| THURN | NO | TEN | CLE | MIA | MIN | Loss -2 |
| DSLJ | MIN | PIT | KC | X | X | Loss -2 |
| CRAIG | GB | CIN | MIN | X | X | Loss -2 |
| ASH | MIA | IND | NO | X | X | Loss -2 |
| BJS | PIT | MIN | TB | NO | LAC | Loss -2 |
Over/Under Hors d’oeuvre’s
| Holders | O/U Prediction | Total Points |
| BM | KC/LVR o/57 | +2 w/bonus |
| JSHOW | PHI/CLE u/47.5 | +2 w/bonus |
| JA | ATL/NO u/50.5 | +2 w/bonus |
| WBG | LAR/TB o/48.5 | +2 w/bonus |
| THURN | MIA/DEN o/45 | -2 (33) |
| DSLJ | MIA/DEN o/45 | -2 (33) |
| CRAIG | LAR/TB u/48.5 | -2 (51) |
| ASH | MIA/DEN u/45 | +2 w/bonus |
| BJS | KC/LVR o/57 | +2 w/bonus |
Upset Pound Cake
| Holders | Upset Pick | Total Points |
| BM | Bengals | Loss -2 |
| JSHOW | Packers | Loss -2 |
| JA | Falcons | Loss -2 |
| WBG | Bengals | Loss -2 |
| THURN | Titans | +4 w/bonus |
| DSLJ | Texans | +4 w/bonus |
| CRAIG | Broncos | +4 w/bonus |
| ASH | Eagles | Loss -2 |
| BJS | Titans | +4 w/bonus |
Tie-Breaker
If Needed ATL/NO Score
| Holders | Tie-Breaker Score | Closest Score Wins |
| BM | 27-21 Falcons Win | |
| JSHOW | 27-23 Saints Win | |
| JA | 27-20 Falcons Win | |
| WBG | 34-20 Saints Win | |
| THURN | 27-23 Saints Win | |
| DSLJ | 21-13 Saints Win | CLOSEST SCORE |
| CRAIG | 24-21 Saints Win | |
| ASH | 28-24 Saints Win | |
| BJS | 38-31 Saints Win |
IF NEEDED!
ATL/NO Final Score
King Of Spreads
| Holders | Score | Place |
| BM | -8 | WOW. |
| JSHOW | -8 | WOW. |
| JA | -12 | WOW. |
| WBG | -6 | 6th |
| THURN | +2 | 3rd |
| DSLJ | +2 | 1st (wins tie-breaker) |
| CRAIG | +2 | 2nd |
| ASH | -4 | 5th |
| BJS | +2 | 4th |
The Lord’s Day
MAYO STANDS…
For both our pilot invitationals mayo stands undefeated. Tons of effort left on the plate, but it came down to a tiebreaker as expected. Four gentleman left it all on the line and fell short to the condiment conquerer. This was after he beat the ever living piss outta Brady Morgan and friends in college mayo spreads the previous day.
Better luck next time folks.
ARRIVING DEC 1ST
ARRIVES DEC 1ST.
The College Football Mayo Spreads Invitational live update blog can be found right here.
HOLD IT.
