The table is set as the final serving will be Super Bowl Spreads. I remember the photo above and the days of just picking an underdog. Pick the dog and get ready for the entertainment. Welp, The Weekend surely won’t leave me as speechless as Janet and Justin did and you can book that.
Those days are over and have been for a while. On the flip tit, I’ve just locked in 13 Super Bowl wagers for this Lord’s Day. Props have completely changed the landscape. Commercials use to be the big chatter, now it’s shit like “what color will the gatorade be” catching the interest of millions. I’m here for it. However, mayo spreads has done fantastic on props this year and if I can at the very least go even on Sunday it will surely be well worth the volume.
MAYO SUPER BOWL SPREADS
You can look at past mayo spreads here.
Playoff Spread Record: 9-2
JUST CLICK ANY ABOVE ^
Fuck Cox,
Anyways…
Super Bowl Spreads
- Chiefs -3
Only spread that matters.
Now let’s get to the main occasion.
Prop Tarts
FIRST QUARTER NOT FIRST HALF FOR TOM AND PAT
- Tyreke last Bucs meeting,
- 13 catches
- 269 yards
- 3 tuddies
- Clyde props have been disrespectful. Look for Edwards-Helaire to do what Damian Williams did last Super Bowl.
- It’s Ronald Jones, not Fournette’s day.
- Mike Evans grabs a TD or he’s fugazi.
- Gronk gets 3 catches, blows back out.
- Brate will eat from there.
- Patty & Tom have a party first quarter.
Prop Disclosure
This is where ya can either have the greatest of Sunday evenings or get so upset that you will most certainly start fighting air and lizards. Just utter frustration if shit hits the fan with what is about to be revealed. Luckily, mayo has prevailed for the most part with props. As of late? MEHHH…
But, anytime we dealing with two potent offensive teams, ya gotta go balls deep on the props. Again, it’s a good time if ya can just wash. Make sure ya smart and stay REALISTIC with props. No doubt the Super Bowl is where ya can show ya dick a bit, but let’s try not to show our dicks, asses, and balls. Just keep it smooth and remember losing wagers sucks very much.
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Book an appointment today and show mayo confirmation by emailing me at devinsnow@htmsports.com and I’ll send ya some mayo trinkets for using the community mechanic.
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