Sliding in these NFL Week 17 spreads right before the clock strikes a new year right in the ass. Last time mayo was on the table the Browns loss to the Jets and kept us from a perfect spread table. (5/6)
I’m ONLY listening to boosie all January and guarantee it’s a great month.
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 1, 2021
New year, same me.
A letter to 2020 from SpreadQuarters. pic.twitter.com/CynFM8kv2E
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) December 31, 2020
They won’t be the reason this week as what you may feel is correct. Like the nostalgic legend Kurt Angle once said…


Just like Kurt, nobody really likes Baker. However, they’ve seen him do great things and know he can prevail deep down within their Baker hating hearts. Myles Garrett will be bringing his best helmet to town for the highly anticipated rematch against Mason Rudolph. Easily top headline this week.
Baker Mayfield showing some leadership and honesty with the Myles Garrett situation. Maybe people will stop hating him for a minute. #browns #PITvsCLE pic.twitter.com/km9lnY4LmM
— Browns Rally Possum (@BrownsRally) November 15, 2019
With all that being said, it won’t be just those Browns I rely on to take me to the bookie on The Lord’s Day. In fact, the eggs won’t go all in that what could be tragic basket. Never go full Browns.
NFL Week 17 Spreads
Teams | Spread Favorite | Mayo Selection |
PIT @ CLE | CLE -9 | take CLE -9 |
NYJ @ NE | NE -3 | take NE -3 |
ARI @ LAR | ARI -3 | take ARI -3 |
DAL @ NYG | DAL -1.5 | take DAL -1.5 |
GB @ CHI | GB -5.5 | take GB -5.5 |
Week 17 Spreads
Parlay Puddin’
- Bucs (to win)
- Cowgirls (to win)
- Packers (to win)
Upset Down Cake
J.J. Watt was asked about the Texans regrouping and finishing the season.
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) December 27, 2020
He answered from the heart. pic.twitter.com/sAgdFfeORJ
The Texans look to fulfill my upset pick this week. No better fella to put my bucks on against Ryan Tannehill in J.J. Watt. I’m taking them boys straight up and no regrets either way. Deshaun playing pigskin.
- Texans over Titans
Prop Tarts
Got some prop tarts for the people.
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 3, 2021
Andy Dalton o/22.5 completions⁰⁰
Daniel Jones o/18.5 completions⁰⁰
Baker Mayfield o/20.5 completions⁰⁰
Austin Hooper o/3.5 receptions
⁰⁰Lamar Jackson o/1.5 passing td’s
As always, if ya vehicle needs service swing it over to Midas on Canal street and ask for Vince, the mayo mechanic. He gonna take care of ya.


Happy New Start,
Dippin’ tf outta 2020 🥂 pic.twitter.com/Q4JfRXVVKn
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) January 1, 2021
HOLD IT.