Mayo Spreads: UFC Fight Night For A Quick Bite

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Mayo Spreads UFC Fight Night

Don’t know what ya doing today, but we got some mayo UFC spreads going getting laid on the table. No problem if ya missed last week when the ole condiment wager went 4/5 on knuckle sandwiches. Some gigantic fucking heavyweight knuckle sandwiches might one mention. Nothing nearly as impactful this week, but there is two rather large monsters squaring up in the octagon in just a few short hours.

Ciryl Gane

The french prophet looks good from down here in New Orleans. Don’t wanna waste anyone’s time waiting to say that this is my fucking guy tonight in wagers. Keep in mind MMA wasn’t even legal in France till 2020 and this creation in Ciryl Gane was well in development.

Gane kicked every frenchmen’s ass during his brief Muay Thai stint. In conclusion, it’s 2021 and there is no shot in hell that I’m taking Jairzinho Rozenstruik over this raging bull.

honestly, I’m looking at the submission as a way of victory for Ciryl Gane tonight.

Rozenstruik

Honestly, mayo has no reason to believe that Rozenstruik won’t pull through other than when he was blasted to the moon in 20 seconds against Ngannou a year ago.

his worst look in his career.

However, no reason for me to discredit the fella. He’s got very heavy and capable hands to end Ciryl Gane’s night like Derrick Lewis ended the fella Blaydes night last week. Almost identical situation, except Blaydes had more of a polished resume than Gane.

the other three fights served by HTM

MUHNOZ is underrated in this fight. The fella has two straight losses, but they are against two fantastic strikers in Frankie Edgar and Alijamain Sterling! Both fights he loss by decision. I’m not sold on Rivera as the favorite and regardless this fight will most likely go to decision. Ya could risk a decision prop OR maybe a submission prop for MUNHOZ.

love this kid.

I’ve picked Caceres in every card I’ve ever seen the man on. Loss a lot of wagers doing that. Huge fan of the kid and you should be too. Ole Bruce Leroy bout to do something festive tonight I’ve gotta feeling.

he just getting back to form too.

I’m taking a risk on the Dustin Jacoby kid, but he seems like he could win by knockout judging by what I’ve seen the fella do. Heavy, rough hands. Uses his knees a lot and attacks.

THE TABLE

  • Ciryl over Rozenstruik
  • Muhnoz over Rivera
  • Caceres over Croom
  • Jacoby over Grishin

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