Yes, you read that right. With everything going on in the world right now, it is seeming almost certain that the NBA season will be canceled. This will be unprecedented if it does indeed happen. The Chinese Basketball Association has decided to forgo the remainder of it’s season, and the NBA might just follow behind. In a time like this, we need someone to blame. That person is Rudy Gobert. Would the virus have spread regardless had this big French moron not jokingly rubbed his hands on everything in sight? Yes. But that is neither here nor there. Conveniently he contracted the virus only two days later. Someone has to take the fall for this, and it has to be Gobert.
No More NBA?
As of right now, there is nothing we can do except sit and wait. I can’t imagine the season getting canceled, but I couldn’t imagine the March Madness tournament getting canceled either. I feel bad for LeBron James, honestly. The Lakers sit in first place in the western conference and were poised to win the championship. You want to know who I don’t feel bad for? Anthony Davis. He’s probably 15 pounds overweight from eating those shitty Ruffles potato chips with his face on them. At the end of the day, these guys are filthy rich and will get over it. The real people suffering are the sports gamblers. Big Easy Bets will be live streaming today while we bet on horse racing. Come stop in and hangout, Hold It.