No Mayo Getting Held At This Swinger Dinger Trailer Park In Mamou

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Swinger Trailer Park In Mamou

Not sure who needed to hear this cause I sure didn’t know I needed to hear it when the headline “Swinger trailer park coming to Louisiana” popped up on my feed. First reaction is to investigate, second is to laugh quite a few times, and third is to tell the world about it. That’s where we at now.

Ain’t no mayo getting held here.

owner of Tee Boi’s Swinger Trailer Park

Most are just having a good ole comical time with it, but I’m sure some folks are blowing veins over it. Especially anybody who lives remotely close to this electrifying fuck fest of a trailer park coming soon.

ain’t no doubt about it.
whole new town

Why does it have to be a trailer park? I have no fucking clue, but this is a news story if I’ve ever heard of one.

What’s This Mean?

Idk, but…

For anybody who may be like me and get my terms mixed up on occasion or simply just not know what a word fucking means?

Ima define swingers.

swinger

“a person who dates/sleeps with multiple people at the same time.”

That’s right. You know/have dated and prolly hang around a bunch of fucking swingers. Ya may even be one. Aye, I love ya energy regardless. Some don’t even know that they are swingers or keep it super low key without using the actual term. It’s a lifestyle that some also may just find themselves forever living. See, this is familiar right?

this may be all ya know of swingers.

There is a fuck ton of different types of humans out there, but swingers have historically been around forever. Not just the movie, sheesh.

Like, dude idk.
Swingers are revived af in 2021
2022 may be their year.

We can all agree that we’ve dated a swinger before whether ya knew before or after the shit ran its course, right? Majority would say yeah. Ima tell ya who has experience with swinger parties and it won’t come as much surprise to ya, Theo fucking Vonn. He talks so casual of them.

Theo Vonn on swingers.

Swing Things

  • Pink or purple decorations in the yard.
  • Pineapple items.
  • A fire pit in the yard, hot tub.
  • Men who wear red caps.
  • Women who wear anklets.
  • Toe rings, thumb rings, Yin-Yang tats.
  • White rocks in the front yard.

Are all urban legend deets for swingers.

all of us.

However, these some different ones that’ll be coming outta Louisiana. It’ll be a spectacle the first weekend it opens and I may just have to swing out there for a word. Wanna build a beautiful home?

Doesn’t matter what ya plan to do with it.

Call as many weirdos up as ya want, but make sure the house that ya get built is the one that ya always dreamed of living inside.

Nola Build is here for ya.

504-339-2480
we build for a living, a nice cozy one

HOLD IT.

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