October’s Very First Edition Of College Football Mayo Spreads

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October College Football

Nothing at all to write home about up until this point where we’ve reached October college football at last. Something about this month just determines if a fella knows what the fuck is going on or not.

It’s the make or break month in both college and pro football wagering. Ya either got it or ya don’t and as of late mayo hasn’t had it in either.

I’ve been playing Witcher 3 to blow off steam

That changes today as I walk into the kitchen with the confidence of an incoherent Lane Kiffin at a dive bar in Mississippi. The boldness of Nic Cage in Las Vegas at a steak bar, throweddd.

I know my time has to come and judging by the parlay pudding we’ve already eaten as of last night, today should shine bright on our big betting balls.

MAYO SPREADS
October College Football

I wanna keep it simple and traditional. Nothing much to say other than I’ve done the fucking homework and feel fantastic about the layout here. The bottom parlay pudding is complete as of last night, so let’s add another while we got some momentum.

October College Football
Mayo Spreads
Parlay Pudding

Sometimes ya gotta take a shitty risk and today I have to take Michigan over Wisconsin. I’ve watched Wisconsin play several times this season and they fucking suck man. They fucking suck.

Head over to De’Leaf and grab some relaxing treats. Doesn’t matter if ya in Slidell or in Mandeville, De’Leaf will give ya 10% off if ya show them ya follow HTM on instagram. They got some shit that’ll get ya throwed.

HOLD IT.

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