Anybody tried a glass of that “Siakam Sweet Tea” last night on The Lord’s evening? Anthony had himself a whole gallon. The Raptors went up against the Lakers last night and handed them their second loss of the season. But wait one second, hold the mayo. Davis suffered a tragic loss of his feet and ankles when he got tossed by Pascal during one special occasion. Siakam left Anthony to have a romantic, long term relationship with the hardwood in LA. The only thing that could have finalized this ankle roasting would have been Pascal Siakam finishing the deed with an unforgiving dunk. Here is the death clip as it sits today.
Somebody call the local ambulance, please!
All sympathy for AD was left in California on that very hardwood floor. Oh, and that wasn’t the only win for Toronto last night. Siakam’s Raptors rolled “The Lake Show” and ended their illustrious seven-game winning streak. There is no doubt what so ever that Pascal Siakam is as lit tits as you saw him last year during the playoffs. He went head to head with Davis last night and showed the fuck up all night long. Siakam is that one of a kind rare talent that people have to watch.
What’s the best part about Pascal? He shows up. He’s missed maybe three games in the last three seasons. VanVleet and Pascal are easily the ultimate underdog combination. Siakam has taken advantage of every big moment he’s had to prove himself. He fell nothing short on Sunday when he mixed AD straight to hell. Sure didn’t see much of this ankle crime last night on the tube. Drake is pleased. Hold it.