It is time to take a ride to H town and pay homage to a real one. Slim Thugga Mother Fucka, big boss of the south. I was about 15 when I first heard Slim Thug. Slim Thug, Mike Jones, Paul Wall, Chamillionaire, Lil’ Flip…shit it’s like all of Houston’s finest came out at one fucking time and that was some amazing shit back then. Their beats were unique. Their style was unique. And they even revolutionized chopped and screwed music. I never really did get into that shit, but the fact that they turned so many other people on to it was proof of the influence they had on the rap game. Real talk, I was just afraid that stuff would blow my precious 12” subs to pieces and I wasn’t having it.
“Still Tippin” was Slim Thug’s big mainstream debut with Mike Jones. Of course we all remember “Like a Boss” being a huge hit too. I remember the first time I saw Slim Thug standing to Mike Jones…bruh….Slim Thug is fucking HUGE! A quick google search let me know that he’s actually the tallest emcee in the game at 6’ 6”. Tuck that trivia into you subconscious to impress someone who gives a shit. You know what sucks about being that tall? Having to answer B97 interview questions for your whole life about your height.
Timeless Bars From The Boss Of The South
Now look who creepin’, look who crawlin’ still ballin’ in the mix
It’s that six-six long dick slim nigga stickin’ your chick
Pullin’ tricks lookin’ slick at all times when I’m flippin’
Barre sippin’, car dippin’, Grant wood grain grippin’
Still tippin’ on fo’ fo’s wrapped in fo’ vogues
Pimpin’ fo’ hoes and I’m packin’ fo’ fo’s
Blowin’ on the indo, GameCube Nintendo
Five percent tint so you can’t see up in my window
These niggas don’t understand me ’cause I’m Boss Hogg on candy
Top down at Maxi’s wit’ a big Glock nine handy
Pieced up, creased up, stayin’ dressed to impress
Big boss belt buckle under my Mitchell and Ness
Oh, Gucci shades up on my braids when I Escalade
When I’m ridin’ Sprewells slidin’ like a escapade
I got it made the big boss of the north
Ain’t shit changed I still represent SwishaHouse (Ha!)
Slim Thugga: The Realest Dude On Instagram
Oh he’s still thuggin’ alright. If you wanna find out where he’s at just go check out Megan Thee Stallion’s instagram page. Because Slim Thug has NO shame in letting us know how he feels about her. Can’t say I’m mad about it.
Idk Slim….This has the feels of a classic HTM Jack and Jill saga. But that’s a whole separate blog.
Slim Thug “Gotta Make It Right”
I digress. This isn’t a fucking TMZ blog. Check out some of Slim Thug’s newest shit. Just came out this month and I’m feeling it. “Gotta Make It Right” feat Zro. This is 100% grown man bars. The fact that Slim Thug is still holding it down for Houston 15 years later speaks volume.
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