Ryan Leaf Just Pulled Another Tragedy Out His Ass

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Ryan Leaf just fooled the piss outta me.

Fresh out of retirement from being a complete idiot, we got Ryan Leaf pulling another tragic rabbit out of his ass. Sheesh, no reason for me to be mean to this gentleman. The 1998 pick BEHIND PEYTON MANNING is back at it like he left something. Aw gawd, I’m an absolute sucker for these high first round pick bust stories after the career is over. Ryan Leaf’s life interests me as much as the Titanic and Alcatraz. Which is why this news hit me right in the balls. Like he had a Marucci bat on em.

This is all we got for ya on what happen…

Ryan Leaf pulled an okie doke

It hurts like Rascal Flatts, Ryan. Not even a year ago I recall sitting on my unmotivated ass watching a documentary about Leaf. Can’t quite recall which one it was, there is so fucking many on this character. Long story short, Ryan sold me on his incredible comeback from being a complete tragedy on and off the field. Not even joking, I was shedding tears over his story. Put a plate of that “I feel bad for this guy” type story on the table, ima get the silverware out.

Ryan Leaf does Dallas…

Leaf & Jerry

This is the Ryan Leaf that came to mind today upon the breaking news. A sad, tragic, cowgirl Ryan Leaf. Another one of Jerry’s boys putting their hands on a woman. The Chargers have no comment on the situation. Ha, why the fuck would they? Can’t believe I just wrote an article on this guy being an asshole. This is something I always wanted to do as a kid….

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