In a recent news break from Schefter, Sean Payton has told ESPN that he has the CoronaVirus. Look, the guy writing this blog is a straight up wall runner for Coach Payton. This is some garbage ass news for me. No, I’m not saying that it took for me to take this shit serious. But, dude its Payton man.
The Almighty Sean Payton…
Fuck, man this is terrible. We know that Sean Payton will pull through and be fine, but this is an eye opener for the entire city. Let it be known that Payton will run through this shit like a bull on big bull ass steroids. According to ole Rappy, Payton has had the shit for over a week. He’s probably just been hanging out, ball deep in some free agency and off season shenanigans. He’s been on the phone that is a fact. The greatest ball coach in New Orleans history. That goes for any sport too. He’s relentless, the guy eats virus’s, and haters for breakfast.
New Orleans, and whoever else gives a rat’s ass. Get inside, stay inside, and stop acting like a warrior. Time to suck it up, and maybe the country can watch some fucking football next year. Maybe, spare this alarming news by following the rules man. I’m not a big rules guy, but I gotta follow this one. Stay indoors, and do some chores. Prayers for Payton, thats our fucking guy.