Something makes me feel like I woke up yesterday and got my first glimpse at Falkor The Luck Dragon.
Which is far from the truth, kinda. Born in 1992, the weirdest fucking film ever released before my lifetime was indeed “The Neverending Story” in 1984. Hands down, I remember watching.
Before Further Elaborating On That Big Headed Bastard…
Little mayo was watching this phenomenon in his most infant of stages eating cheeseballs and shitting diapers. Hardly remember the flick in its entirety.
More On N.E.S.
- Box Office: $100 million
- Budget: $60 million
- Setting: Fantasy world called “Fantasia”
- Bastian Bux is the kid who read the book.
- Filmed by Wolfgang Peterson.
- The book has Fantasia inside of it and a whole entire journey filled with trippy wolf-like creatures and little warriors.
Back To Falkor
Observe this son of a bitch right here. That head weighing in at 200 fat ones with a side of airplane steel.
Falkor seems as if he could easily take out and destroy any of the following…
- SHITTY POLITICS
- BAD CALLS IN FOOTBALL
So much fucking tighter looking than GMORK.
Whose gonna tell this guy to fuck off or that he got it wrong? Again, I’d like to emphasize the dome on the Luck Dragon.
- Two models built.
- One did have a 200 pound HEAD.
In The Story
- One very wise Luck Dragon.
- Friendly fella.
- He can sleep while flying.
- 43 feet long.
- Came from Sky Haven in Fantasia.
- Signature is the wink.
- Fucks w/ Bastian hard.
Anybody tryna re-watch this 1984 piece of work? Also, who has thought about mushrooms at least once already during this article?
“Lemme Make MY Dog Look Like Falkor”
Ya should’ve known it was coming or already came in waves. Not a true weird looking, fictional son of a bitch unless it gets replicated in the real world.
This was one of the most entertaining times I’ve had in research since becoming a non-professional journalist.
Thank you Wolfgang Peterson.
HTM Undressed will be jarred and ready tonight as we have for the last bazillion days on this day. That is only if Cox Communications says it is ok to do so. With that being said, I’m pushing showtime back to 10:30 to let fellas get off of Cox’s beloved grid.
If ya AC/HEATER is all messed up? On ya own gird? Time to get the repair and make it effortless and comfortable.
Call Expert Air AC and Heating like tomorrow.