Enough of the Lions and Cowgirls it’s time to bring back Creed next Thanksgiving and give the people what they fucking want. This is a pure tragedy watching the Cowgirls lose another football game on Thanksgiving after watching the Lions do the same shortly before. It’s like watching a building burn down ya never cared about.
Are the Cowboys trying to lose?
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) November 27, 2020
That was the most Cowgirls 4th down attempt in the history of Cowgirlism. #DALvsWAS
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) November 27, 2020
When I say tragedy I mean there is nothing entertaining about these double-diaper doozies. AT LEAST, when the Cowgirls were getting their ass pummeled in the early 2000’s they brought the fucking heat for half-time before most folks would leave in the 3rd. Hasn’t been the same since.
NFL Thanksgiving Halftime Show
2001
Who performed at half on Thanksgiving today? Nobody fucking knows.
What's fucked up about this whole Cowboys and Lions always playing on Thanksgiving thing is that they still haven't giving us what we really want the last 20 years, Creed at halftime again. #DALvsWAS #BringBackCreed
— Hold The Mayo (@HTMsports) November 27, 2020
I was smoking a cig and couldn’t give a rat’s ass because at that very moment when the clock struck zero for halftime I could only think about one person, one legend.


Creed Lead Singer
THE NFL IS SMOKING ROPE NOT CALLING SCOTT STAPP UP!
Call Scott up immediately. Even if it took nearly 20 fucking years to figure out this is the greatest half-time show in the history of booking, just do it. Scott isn’t doing shit besides counting the seconds down until he goes completely fucking nuts again.
Time may be of the essence.
But, never forget or act like ya did forget…ROGER! This shit it top notch priority and should be considered for upcoming Super Bowl’s as well. I mean… look at this.


May even be wise to approach Mr. Stapp with a long term deal for halftime bangers. Happy Thanksgiving.


HOLD IT.