The Joe Burrow Atlanta Tour

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Joe Burrow Destroys Oklahoma

Joe Burrow has been on a tour the last two games in Atlanta. Easily, he’s the greatest rockstar Georgia has ever seen. The proof is in the pudding. Joe Burrow for Mayor in Atlanta! Book it. Matt Ryan, how ya doin?

Matt Ryan Just Got Tea Bagged…

Tappin’ Sooner Ass…

LSU and big balls just capped off a complete block knock of the Oklahoma Sooners, 63-21. Joey B was throwing pig rocks all over the end zone. Literally, the Baton Rouge bomber played his best post Santa Clause. Just dropping darts all in everybody’s bread basket. Oklahoma may never recover from this game. Jalen Hurts more than likely will not recover from this game. Lincoln Riley just dropped more stock than Blockbuster. Poor guy, I use to respect the piss out of Lincoln. That was before tonight though. It was right before Joe Burrow threw seven touchdowns in one half of play. Right around the same time that Justin Jefferson caught four of those seven touchdowns in the first half of play. Yes, we love to see it. We really do love to see it. Now, name a more significant Joe in LIFE right now?

Poor Lincoln Riley…

Around that exact time is when all respect for Lincoln Riley went out the window. Great coach, no doubt about it. However, we will never hear any noise from a Sooner football team again. It may be time for Lincoln Riley to tuck tail straight to Jerry World. Let Jason Garrett coach that road blocked Oklahoma football program. It wasn’t just the defense either, Jalen Hurts thought he was back in 2016 playing those Tigers. Nah Jalen, meet Joey. He scores more than zero points in an outing. Joe Burrow was showing his ass so quickly that tweeters couldn’t even keep up with the stat line. All stats were invalid due to rapid zone invasions by big balls. Take a peak…

That dime went to Thad Moss, Randy’s son. Safe to say this kid has a bright future. Surely, he couldn’t have expected things to be this great. Either way, Thad was off to the races after that girly ass bump by one torched Sooner. Randy looked like he was about to cry. Thad going full pro, Dad should cry.

Justin Jefferson Wasn’t In The Sharing Mood…

Justin Jefferson just ate grown ass men’s lunch all night long. Actually, all half long. He still came out to eat again after the break. Jefferson showed his ass with 14 receptions, 227 yards, and four touchdowns. Someone call Boosie and tell him to throw em up for Justin. Have a night young man.

Who’s Next? Who Cares…

LSU will now face the winner of Ohio State and Clemson. Who really gives a rat’s ass? Honestly, either of those teams will be pissing their pants leading up to play LSU for the National Championship. Nobody in their right mind wants to see Joe Burrow in Outback Steakhouse, much less a football game.

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