With windows blasting and the Omarion virus spreading all over the place, one can only imagine what it will take for things to get better. I think personally it is time to dig deep in our brain pockets and reach for the extreme to happen. Folks, it’s gonna take a whole fucking super hero arriving to get our optimism back and change the world.
.@ScottDKushner @snowlikejonn Glass in my ass leaving the Pels game – even when we win we lose pic.twitter.com/3FqWsFljmP
— Jake Kliebert (@JakeKliebert) December 22, 2021
The world is ending.
It’s totally time we call on some brave human to become a super human or reach down inside themselves and see if they are a super human. Dude idk, find a fucking mortal kombat branding on ya ass or something. Somebody gotta step up and rebuke these window smashers and covid blasters.
Somebody like Turbo Man.
Our only hope in beating a virus pic.twitter.com/AIApwmvBD8
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) December 23, 2021
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Send a confident son of a bitch like Turbo Man in on the pandemic and the window extravaganza in New Orleans. Matter of fact, Does a Turbo Man lie somewhere deep in the heart of New Orleans? Come out New Orleans Turbo Man.
Maybe a mothafucka like Spider-Man.
*Spider man after marrying with a Indian girl* pic.twitter.com/UqynKBosTu
— Pintukumar (@KumarPintu1217) December 23, 2021
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I mean guys, Adele ain’t gonna fucking save us. We have to understand that and look into the population. Who is spectacular?
Who can be the next Tony fucking Stark?
Ladies and gentlemen… Tony Stark pic.twitter.com/41vM0YK22m
— Kaoru⎊ (@KStarkDowney) December 15, 2021
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It’s gonna take a Blade like performance to rid of us our current disaster state in society. You think Wesley Snipes afraid of Covid?
🔥🔥 nothing has ever topped the Blade movies https://t.co/lHS4cc8v43
— Tie Trejo✈️™️ (@_f_ckyotweets) December 19, 2021
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Fuck outta here.
Time for us to gain a mutant.
Somebody who will scrape through a pandemic like Wolverine or strategically get rid of it like Professor X or Doctor Strange would.
Doctor Strange and Professor X #MultiverseOfMadness pic.twitter.com/SIHSQftNmj
— BLURAYANGEL (@blurayangel) December 22, 2021
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Send our struggles through a time warp.
Where the Max Payne’s of the world at?
Max Payne released for #OriginalXbox 20 years ago (2001) pic.twitter.com/GeIKZgEJx3
— Original Xbox (@XboxSoftmodKit) December 21, 2021
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The men with nothing to lose, but everything to gain. We need a mothafucka flying around the city with great intentions. Ya can’t bash a window when Spider-Man is flying around with his spidey senses.
Can’t wait for the new museum of broken glass to open in New Orleans. Framed pictures of everyone’s car windows busted.
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) December 22, 2021
Something to think about…
Merry Christmas to all regular humans and soon to be mutants of our world. May God bless you all.
December can be stressful and everybody deserves a gummy for Christmas 🎄 @ReleafMed is the Santa you need to speak with today. pic.twitter.com/5urbDp3QvU
— Hold The Mayo (@snowlikejonn) December 22, 2021
HOLD IT.