Another week as a whole ass undefeated winner felt nice leading up to the Week 14 Mayo Spreads College Classic. Just to give a brief summary of what falling short looks like…
Two straight weeks a courageous holder tied mayo, but fell short because of it. The name of the game is can ya beat mayo? Not can ya tie him. Anybody QB can have a Drew Brees like game and still be a full blown fugazi and that is exactly what we’ve seen the last couple weeks.
However, an ablaze fire should be lit under asses for this beautiful Mayo Spreads College Classic. Shall we?
Point Table
| Way To Get/Lose Points | How Many Points | Bonus |
| Spread Pick Wins | +2 | no bonus |
| ANY Pick That Loses | -2 | you suck |
| Parlay Hits | +2 per team correct | +5 |
| Over/Under Hits | +1 | +1 |
| Upset Hits | +2 per team correct | +2 or +5 (both) |
| Clean Spread (all spreads hit) | +2 per team correct | +5 |
| Flawless Mayo (no misses) | CURRENT PLUS BONUS | x2 |
| I DEFEATED MAYO BONUS | 5 Pts |
Required to enter:
- Ya five best spread selections. Use graphic.
- Two upsets per holder. (money line, use graphic)
- One over/under per holder. Use graphic.
- One parlay per holder. (minimum four team, max five)
- (money line)
- 21 point favorite cap
- closest score to LSU/ALA game wins tie breaker.
- only use games on mayo graphic, others won’t be valid.
- auto DQ for all picks sent via dm.
Spreads, O/U’s Table
MUST PICK FROM THESE GAMES AND LINES.
BOISE STATE GAME CANCELLED. (12-3-20)
BYU REPLACING LIBERTY AGAINST COASTAL. (12-3-20)
Green = Team Won, Plus Points
Red = Team Loss, Minus Points or TBD
Purple = PUSH, no points, delayed
Blue = Mayo
If ya can beat a few common men and mayo…
Holders
- Kirk Ranzino
- Twitter – @kran23
- Location – Mandeville
- Ashton Autin
- Twitter – @Coolestwhiteboi (inactive since ’09)
- Location – The Westbank
- Dustin Paul
- Twitter – @DustinPaul82
- Location – G.C.I.T.W.
- The Joe Show
- Twitter – @TheJoeShow97
- Location – Hammond State Of Mind
- Craig Granger
- Twitter – @Craiggers5
- Location – Lafayette
- Brady Morgan
- Twitter- @Brady_Morgan4
- Location – Disney World
- DOCKED -1 for tardy picks. (12:30)
- Devin, Snow Like Jon
- Twitter – @HTMsports
- Location – G.C.I.T.W.
- Stephen Bourgeois
- Twitter – TBD
- Location – Metairie
Spread Table
| Holders | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | Total Points |
| KIRK | ALA -28.5 | ND -33 | TT -27.5 | IU +14 | ARK +3 | +2 |
| COOL | OSU -24 | ALA -28.5 | ARK +3 | AUB +7 | UM +5 | +2 |
| DP | ULL +2.5 | TA&M -7 | IU +14 | ARK +3 | UM +5 | +6 |
| JSHOW | AF -10 | TA&M -7 | RUTG +11.5 | MIZZ -3 | ORE ST. +11.5 | +2 |
| CRAIG | UTAH -11.5 | DUKE +15 | ISU -7 | WISC -14 | SYR +33 | -2 |
| BRADY | CC -7 | CLEM -22 | BAY +22 | ULL +2.5 | TEX -10 | +6 |
| DSLJ | IU +14 | ORE ST. +11.5 | FLA -17 | OSU -24 | BC +6.5 | +2 |
| SB | RUTG +11.5 | ISU -7 | TA&M -7 | ORE ST. +11.5 | ARK +3 | +6 |
Mayo Spread Table
Over/Under Apple Crumb Cake
| Holders | O/U Prediction | Total Points |
| KIRK | TA&M/AUB o/48.5 | +2 |
| COOL | LSU/ALA u/66.5 | -2 |
| DP | SYR/ND o/51.5 | +2 |
| JSHOW | IND/WISC o/45 | -2 |
| CRAIG | KAN/TTECH u/64.5 | +2 |
| BRADY | BAY/OU u/62 | +2 |
| DSLJ | LSU/ALA u/66.5 | -2 |
| SB | CLEM/VT o/67 | -2 |
Over Under Cake
Parlay Pineapple Parfait
| Holders | #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | Total Points |
| KIRK | UTAH | ULL | ISU | VIR | AF | +15 |
| COOL | AF | ARK | UM | IOWA | X | -2 |
| DP | WASH | FLA | TROY | IOWA | X | -2 |
| JSHOW | AF | TA&M | TEX | IOWA | FLA | +15 |
| CRAIG | IOWA | UM | RUTG | NEB | OKST | -2 |
| BRADY | FLA | MIA | TEX | UTAH | X | +13 |
| DSLJ | FLA | MIA | TEX | IOWA | X | +13 |
| SB | ORE ST | RUTG | ARK | TA&M | X | -2 |
Upset Vanilla Wafer Pie
| Holders | Pick #1 | Pick #2 | Total Points |
| KIRK | ARK | AUB | +2 |
| COOL | ARK | UM | +2 |
| DP | TCU | NEB | +9 |
| JSHOW | ULL | ORE ST. | +2 |
| CRAIG | BAY | KSU | -4 |
| BRADY | ULL | NT | +2 |
| DSLJ | AUB | BC | -4 |
| SB | ARK | NEB | +9 |
Get both right and win +5 bonus.
Tie-Breaker
If Needed LSU/ALA Score
| Holders | Tie-Breaker Score | Closest Score Wins |
| KIRK | ALA over LSU 48-10 | TBD |
| COOL | ALA over LSU 38-7 | TBD |
| DP | ALA over LSU 54-10 | TBD |
| JSHOW | ALA over LSU 45-17 | TBD |
| CRAIG | ALA over LSU 45-10 | TBD |
| BRADY | NONE SENT. | TBD |
| DSLJ | ALA over LSU 56-21 | TBD |
| SB | ALA over LSU 48-17 | TBD |
King Of Spreads
| Holders | Score | Place |
| KIRK | +21 | TBD |
| COOL | 0 | TBD |
| DP | +15 | TBD |
| JSHOW | +17 | TBD |
| CRAIG | -6 | TBD |
| BRADY | +22 | TBD |
| DSLJ | +9 | TBD |
| SB | +11 | TBD |
Final Seats
- Brady Morgan +27 after defeating mayo.
- Kirk Ranzino +26 after defeating mayo.
- Joe Show +22 after defeating mayo.
The blog is updated consistently throughout the weekend and any games that get postponed or canceled are sent to the selectees email to get an opportunity to change.
I’ll pray for each and everyone of ya who enter.
As always,
HOLD IT.
