All these Toomie Tuesdays have been catching up quick to ya boy. So this Tuesday will be slightly different. I’ve brought you the Porch and to the Big Green Box, I even serenaded you all with some Tunes. Ladies and Gents, I introduce, Toomie Tuesday: Gym, Tan, Laundry.
The Tuesday Trio:
Let’s start from the top:
1. Gym: I don’t gym. I purposely shrunk this shirt in order to make me feel better about myself. That’s also a lie. I did the laundry and shrunk my shirt on accident and happened to have gained weight along the way displaying a very deceiving photo here.
2. Tan: Let’s be real here, it’s way too hot outside for getting bronze. Again, I attribute this “tan” to genetics and poor garage lighting. I’m not mad about it, I did beach it this summer. Give me some credit here people.
3. Laundry: I’ll pat my shoulder here because I have found myself in the laundry room, helping my lovely wife with laundry whenever I can. Momma didn’t raise no bitch. I can do laundry assholes. Please look at that perfect demonstration of steaming the Toomie.
Combine these three and there you have it, Toomie Tuesday: Gym, Tan, Laundry.
Until Next Week…
I keep it simple people. I’m not a complicated individual and I like to share my moments with a toomie at all times possible. In addition to this, I ate a damn Toomie on Sunday. That’s right, a toomie on a sunday and it tasted damn good. Live you life and eat some damn toomies.
Don’t forget to share your moments with us though. Well, only share it with us if you rockin’ the Toomie Tuesday shirt from HTM Shop. Otherwise, get that shit outta here.
Tombs Up! Hold It!