I found myself on the porch this lovely Tuesday afternoon with a couple of Toomie twins. Now, I also worked my way into this beautiful relationship about one month back with Tombstone Pizza. After being introduced by the Mayo Man himself who laid out the origin of Toomie Tuesday in his very own blog (here). May I inform you, I’m a committed man…sometimes. A man dedicated to tossing a Toomie in the oven each Tuesday night to honor Toomie Tuesday. It’s not easy being in this position, no matter how great it looks to the public. But that’s love for ya.
Porch + Sunset = Romance
It’s Tuesday, people. So I’m back and yes it’s late but I was spending quality time with @TombstonePizza. We had deep talks and long conversation. Oven was pre heating during this though, so I feel guilty.
— Benjamin Condon (@condon_benjamin) July 15, 2020
Catch the shirt at https://t.co/fPSgzvPKHw@HTMsports #toomietuesday pic.twitter.com/K1cSCcaElA
Toomie Tuesday Sunsets on the Porch was beautiful. We talked about how our day went, how it was hot at satan’s taint outside, and what our future together looked like. I can tell you that last topic did not sit well with these two, but that’s tough shit. It wasn’t long before the sun had set, oven was hot and those bitches were crisp.
Also there may be something fishy about this photo.
Now please take a minute to reflect on previous Toomie Tuesdays below. It’s a work of art and truly breathtaking.
Toomie Tuesdays From The Past:
Toomies at home, Toomies on the beach…like I said folks, get at @TombstonePizza. it’s not a Toomie Tuesday without the proper @HTMsports merch. https://t.co/X4WTM0kZR7 is where you grab this get up. #Holdit #toomietuesday pic.twitter.com/tzjUbcNmF7
— Benjamin Condon (@condon_benjamin) June 24, 2020
Y’all know what day it is, Toomie Tuesday! I told y’all last week and I’ll say it again, stock up on your @TombstonePizza. They’re a must on Tuesday’s but they taste just as good any other day of the week. Grab the shirt https://t.co/VQc2dPcOwU@HTMsports #toomietuesday pic.twitter.com/eggVGtO5yp
— Benjamin Condon (@condon_benjamin) June 30, 2020
Ladies and gents, it’s #Toomietuesday! Got myself a hot date, @TombstonePizza. Things may get hot tonight 😉
— Benjamin Condon (@condon_benjamin) July 8, 2020
Make sure to grab the shirt at https://t.co/VQc2dPcOwU. @HTMsports pic.twitter.com/fID2snP3sm
I have been asked by many of the Holders out there about a certain piece of my attire in each photo, the slips. I won’t sit here and say this is just by coincidence that these beauts show up in the weekly photo session. They a statement to the public. It’s a business move that shows my Parish roots.
Don’t come here with that silly shit of “What’s your parish roots, bro?”
You better click this link (here) for the latest on Da Parish Chronicles for that conversation.
Until next week folks. Enjoy.
Make sure to stop and grab some HTM merch because it’s a damn necessity by now. Tombs Up! Hold It!