UFC 267 In Abu Dhabi, Here Goes Some Mayo Selections

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UFC 267

We back and ready to put octagon dollars in ya pockets on UFC 267. No earthly idea when this shit will start being it is in Abu Dhabi, but that is nothing a quick internet search can’t fix.

ESPN +
NOT A PPV, FREE

Time: prelims start at 10am (I now know)

Over three years of sitting in front my computer screen watching every single fucking fight on Saturdays. I’m familiar with this card and looking forward to cashing in some fucking rent money.

Sandhagen/Yan

Thank you to Aljo Sterling for allowing us to see a real fucking fight for the title in Cory Sandhagen and Petr Yan. Two extremely lethal humans with ways to leave ya unconscious just sitting in their pockets.

Both coming off losses:

  • Sandhagen losing via decision to Dillashaw
  • Petr losing via DQ to Aljamain Sterling after kneeing him in the head while he was still on the ground.

Sandhagen losing was much more tolerable for UFC fans as he didn’t put on a full blown award winning acting performance in his loss.

God rewards the real and Sterling dropped out of his re-match against Yan leaving Sandhagen the chance to become a champion after a loss.

I like this fight simply going under 4.5 rounds

Yan should win, but both dudes are extremely smart and dangerous. I rather roll with the under knowing somebody will get dropped or tapped. Don’t forget that Sandhagen has been tapped by Sterling before. It was quick and a fluke somewhat, but it happened.

Don’t let height fool ya on Yan

Note: if Yan is at -200 or anything under, I’d pull that trigger.

Blachowicz/Texeria

No fucking way this fight doesn’t end in a knockout and I actually can tell you exactly who will win and how. Zero doubt in my mind that Polish Power won’t prevail against Glover.

Yeah, Glover has had a nice little run…but this dude Jan Blachowicz throws fucking steel when he throws. Not a man in that division he can’t knock out. Big ole hands.

I like Blachowicz by KO/TKO and under 2.5 rounds

I’d be eternally shocked to see otherwise.

Chimaev is BACK

Fucking right, this dude Khamzat Chimaev is the whole fucking real deal. Perfect 9-0 record with not one of his fights making it out of the second round and only three making it to the second round. He comes with eye opening power from the jump. He’s entertaining as fuck with the mouthpiece and so is his opponent this Saturday ya just don’t understand him cause he’s Chinese.

Li Jingliang is no pussy. This dude can take shot after shot and throws heavy fucking hands. He’s built like a fucking ox and has zero nerves facing Chimaev, which is unheard of as nobody wanted to fight this fucking dude forever.

Yi Jingliang

The instant know it all UFC wager maker will take Chimaev and take him quickly, but be aware that Jingliang can fucking throw with the best of em and understands connecting with that body.

I like over 1 1/2 on this fight.

If Jingliang can put forth his best effort he will make it past 1 1/2 rounds. If ya got big fucking nuts just take the dude who has been active over the one who really hasn’t in Jingliang +415

Other Wagers

A few more to throw on the table and I’ll be back for props once they release on Friday night, Saturday morning.

  • Volkov by decision against Tybura
  • Ribas -165 over Jandiroba

Take these wagers into consideration and tune into UFC 267 for what should be a card to fucking remember. If ya haven’t gotten into UFC, now is the time as Dana White is a fucking genius promoter and producer.

HOLD IT.

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