Weenie Wednesdays – Jamal Adams

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The inaugural ride, Weenie Wednesdays begins with none other than y’alls beloved Tiger, Jamal Adams. You might be asking, what makes the former New York Football Jet a weenie and who the hell are you to label him as such? Well, strap in boys and girls and let me learn you something.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock the past week (or got swept away by the constant monsoon hitting the area over the last 8 days) you’ll know that the Jets traded away Jamal Adams for a pretty decent haul. You’re probably saying “So just because the guy got traded, that makes him a weenie bro?” Hang on now. What about the way he went about it? That makes the dude a L7. Let’s start with some background.

The trade deets…

Adams was drafted #6 overall by the Got Damn Jets back in 2017. Perfect time to remind everyone that he went BEFORE Patrick Mahomes. (Yes, the owner of the Kansas City Royals.) After a very Jets-esque rookie season in which the team went 5-11 and finished last in the AFC North; the losing continued throughout 2018. This is apparently when “Mr. Prez” started to show his weenie ways and grumblings began in the locker room. However, his PR team was quick to the rescue and thus we were blessed with this comforting gem:

“Through thick & thin” aka “Until I force my way out & make a desperate team overpay.”

Adams now gets all the fans back on his side, becomes firmly entrenched as the “leader” of this miserable franchise along with “Mr. Mono” himself, and starts recruiting some big names to try and pry the Jets out of the AFC cellar. He convinces none other than former All-Pro and arguably the best RB in the game, Le’veon Bell to take his talents to New Jersey and sign with Gang Green. Things are finally starting to look up for this piss poor franchise after all… or are they?

Trouble in Paradise 2.0: Weenie Ways Continue

Well now everything is just biscuits and gravy up near the Jersey Shore isn’t it? Adams goes on to deny all the trade request rumors, claims he never demanded to be traded all, and states he wants to remain a Jet for life. Unfortunately, we now know that was a lie. Tell ’em Maury.

Because only a few months later, Weenie extraordinaire gave us this:

Dude straight up says “I’m trying” to get traded to the Cowgirls

Then went on to rip his GM and Head Coach right before he was due to report for training camp:

“I don’t feel like he’s the right leader for this organization to reach the Promised Land,” Adams said. “As a leader, what really bothers me is that he doesn’t have a relationship with everybody in the building.

“At the end of the day, he doesn’t address the team,” Adams added. “If there’s a problem in the locker room, he lets another coach address the team. If we’re playing sh—y and we’re losing, he doesn’t address the entire team as a group at halftime. He’ll walk out of the locker room and let another coach handle it.”

And that brings us back full circle to where we are today; which is Adams once again acting like a full fledged Oscar Meyer. Remember Lev Bell? The guy that Adams recruited so heavily in 2019? Well, he recently had some choice words for his ex teammate after the later forced his way out the door. Those surely made the rounds on the Twitterverse.

cc: Weenie Adams

Of course, President Frank Furter had to reply:

and then another childish low blow to cap things off:

So there you have it ladies and gentlemen. When it comes to the weenie ways of Jamal Adams, the proof is in the pudding. From the ridiculous on field dancing antics while his team is getting trounced to his crawfishing trade demands, the dude remains a weenie at his core. You have to think that things will only get worse as he immerses himself in the “12th Man” (blatant A&M ripoff by the way) culture and tries to bring back the “Legion of Boom” moniker from the dead. Even as of yesterday he continues to take jabs at his former team and teammates as he completely torches every bridge in his young career to a crisp.

Here’s to you, Jamal Adams. The first ever member of the Weenie Wednesdays club, but surely not your last appearance.

Weenie Wednesdays – Jamal Adams

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Weenie Wednesdays sole mission is to point out those who have acted like complete idiots or jackasses in the sports and entertainment world.  Social media rants? Camera man groin kicks? Ridiculous interviews? They'll all be here.  What makes me qualified to assign such labels, well I'm a certified asshole by trade.  Drop by on Hump Days to see what kind of Weenie is being served up this week.
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