Joe Flacco surely doesn’t compare to your favorite sweater in the closet. Flacco has done little to absolutely shit since his Super Bowl win in 2012. The former Super Bowl MVP was rewarded with a $120.6 million dollar contract the following year. Joe Flacco would start a worthless journey after that as one of the most significant “average joes” who received an absurd above-average contract. It took nearly six full years until we got the best out of Joe Flacco. The best was on display for the first time this past Sunday when Flacco went full Joe “No Fucks” Flacco on Vic Fangio’s play calling. Flacco comically stated, “We’re now a 2-6 football team, and it’s like we’re afraid to go for it in a two-minute drill.”
Vic Fangio wasted no time in his flex return for Flacco. Fangio listed Joe Cool OUT with a neck injury for this Sunday’s game against Cleveland. Flacco could see IR soon according to multiple sources, but who gives a shit?
Amazing timing by Fangio with the bounce back. Former Razorback, Brandon Allen, will take the reigns as Broncos’ QB on Sunday against the Browns. Slick Vic won the battle but didn’t win the war. Joe “No Fucks” Flacco thinks Fangio is Fugazi, Hold it.